Jill and Grissom in “Rashomama”

For the past six months she made my life hell and so I told anyone that would listen that she should die a fiery death so now everyone is gonna think that I killed her.

Grissom

Would you like to be more specific?

Okay, well when we got engaged, um...she ran into the backyard and she screamed "Why God, why me?" Okay. She wore white today. She... She invited Adam's very, very, attractive, very um...single ex-girlfriend. When she found out that I had registered for sporting goods she went behind my back and changed the registry to housewears. Saying that I better learn how to cook. Okay, I'm a vegetarian and she demanded roast beef. Um...and then, then there's the toast. The toast.

Grissom

Are you trying to make me think that you didn't kill her?

I would never do that to Adam. I honestly don't know how such an amazing man came from...from...that.