[about the incredible Sir Kneighf] Oh god, please tell me you don't have a crush on a fictional character.
He's not fictional. He's the online alter-ego of a real person.
Mm-hmm, but you don't know anything about him, or even if he is... a him.
Okay, you know what? Look, we meet online at specified times that he is never late to. We spend hours adventuring and chatting during which time I have his undivided attention and he lavishes me with flattery.
Wow.
When was the last time you had a date go that well?
See if he's got a fictional brother.
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