[to the waitress after having difficulty with his chopsticks] Excuse me, could I get a fork perhaps? [everyone laughs] Did you know that experts credit Confucius with the advent of the chopstick. He equated knives with acts of aggression.
You don't know how to use them, do ya?
It's like trying to forage for dinner with a pair of number two pencils.
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