Kars! You lived too long! Your soul has decayed. It's like a pumpkin left to rot in the field. Even the flies avoid it!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You may have lived for thousands of years, Kars. But against the likes of me, you need another decade! YOU'RE THROUGH! HAMON! OOOVEEERDRIIIVEEE!
He has become the ubermensch!
Alpha. Omega. I am now both.
One all-or-nothing gambit!
All-or-nothing gambit, you say!?
Yeah! It's my final move!
What does it involve?
JoJo, when you say 'final move', you're not referring to THAT, are you?
Listen up! This is something you've got to do for yourselves!
Just tell me what to do and I'll follow your lead, JoJo!
Hmmmhmmhmmmhmmhmmm... (Grabs the Super Aja while running off) RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIVEEEESSS!!!!
Smokey (running after Joseph): AWWWW MAN, I knew you're gonna do thaaaat!!
Kars (turning his arms into wings): WRRRYY! Hamon users are beneath me now! But to avenge Wamuu and Esidisi, I will kill you Joseph Joestar!
You're not the only one who can fly! I'm comin' for you!
Carpe diem as they say.
Kars (while in the magma): I am still alive!
I have conquered the sun. Did you think Hamon was beyond me?
DID YOU PLAN THIS TOO, JOJO?! Tell me!
Joseph (Out loud): Why are you even asking!
?! I set a trap and you walked right into it! All of this went down like clockwork! (Monologue) I just got lucky, but thinking I outsmarted him will drive Kars nuts!
NO! AUUUGHH! NOOOO! (calms down) Don't panic... just find the Earth. (sprouts air jets) I'll use air to change my trajectory! Once I'm back on solid ground, I will tear that boy apart! (The jets freezes over as he screams in pain) NO! It's not working! I'm freezing! The air is freezing around me! The moment it comes out of the jets, it turns to ice! (attempts to use his wings, which also immediately freeze) I... can't change my path! I CAN'T MOVE! NOOOOUUUAAAAARRRGGGH!
So ended Kars, last and greatest of the Pillar Men. His body turned hard as rock and he floated through space for the rest of time, never to return. He wished for death, but there was nothing out there to kill him. The spark of thought within him went dim...and then...silent.
Joseph (After crashing his own funeral and learning his wife failed to alert their friends of his survival): Suzie Q, what the hell?! You had one job, woman! ONE JOB!
Old man Joseph (kicked a Japanese man in the stomach after learning his nationality while they bumped into each other): Her son doesn't even see his grandfather. And that's why I'll never forgive the Japanese! (takes out a cassette player) They do make nifty gadgets, though.
(running to her son's cell) Jotaro! Jotaro! JOTARO!
SHUT THE HELL UP! GET OUT OF MY FACE, STUPID BITCH!
(cheerfully) OKAY!
[Jotaro is in prison, refusing to leave his jail cell despite the fact that he's been released.]
What.. Mom, is that you? Tch! Go away.. I'll be staying here for a little while.
...?
I am possessed by an 'evil spirit'... I have no idea what 'it' could make me do.
Why are you such an annoying bitch?
Okay~, I dunno~!
Jotaro! How dare you talk to your mother that way! And Holly, stop smiling at him, you'll only encourage it!
OKAY!
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