[at the beginning of the episode]
Oh, my God. [she fans herself with her hand] I am so...hot.
RRex
Ain't that the truth.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[feels Jade’s arm] You're not sweaty?
Sweating is gross, so I don't do it.
Everyone sweats.
BABeck and Andre
Not Jade.
Jade never sweats.
So what are you? Like, cold blooded?
RRex
Jade? Cold blooded? What a surprise.
BABeck and Andre
[laugh]
[grabs a tube of sunscreen and squirts Rex in the face]
RRex
Ah! That witch got sunscreen in my eyes. Help me Rob.
Is it true that sweat and pee are, like, "cousins"?
...What now?
It's up to 106 in The Valley.
Man, how long's this heat wave gonna last?
They say until Tuesday.
Why would they say that?
Hey...hey, Sinjin. He's face down in the kiddie pool.
...Yep.
(checks his phone) It's cool; he's still got two minutes left. (Tori and Robbie hurry over to the kiddie pool)
(turns Sinjinn over) Are you okay? (he gargles)
Maybe you should give him mouth to mouth? (Sinjin gargles again)
...Nah, he's alright. (she flees)
(runs out of trailer) Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee...
Hurry back.
(in the distance) Kay-kay!
She has the bladder of a squirrel.
(Tori and the gang are preparing their beach stuff)
Alright. It's starting to get hot in here.
Yeah. Let's go.
Let's hit that beach!
This way, people. (Beck pushes the door, but it won't open)
What's wrong?
I don't know. The door won't open. (Beck pushes the door again, but it won't open. The scene cuts outside. It turns out that another giant RV is parked right next to theirs.)
(while trapped) Where is Cat?
She's been gone for over 20 minutes.
The girl only weighs 90 pounds. How much pee can she hold?
[to Jade] Does it worry you that you never sweat?
No.
Well, what if, one day, all your sweat like, builds up inside, and you just explode?
...I would love that.
That's it, I'm calling her. What's Cat's number?
I already tried.
No signal.
Oh man, I told y'all not to get F-Mobile.
Well, where's your phone?
I left it in my pants, and my grandma washed it. All my contacts, gone.
(Beck is still trying to push the door)
Just open it!
Something's blocking the door. (Tori looks through the window)
Oh, man. Some idiot parked a huge RV right next to us.
Whatever. Let's just go out the back door.
There is no back door.
Well, that's stupid.
I'm getting very hot now.
Would somebody open the window?
The windows are bulletproof. They don't open.
RRex
Oh, thanks a lot, Fat Biscuit.
What?
RRex
I meant the rapper from whom Beck's daddy purchased this vehicle.
I'm getting hotter.
Just push on the door.
I can't push a 7000-pound RV out of the way.
Then push harder! (they start to argue)
All right! Let's not bug out. (the argument stops)
Dude, no one knows we're trapped in this toaster oven.
Cat just went to the bathroom. She's gonna be back in a few minutes, then she can start becks truck and then pull us forward so we can get out.
RRex
Good point.
Okay. (they sit on the sofa to wait for Cat)
(the gang start to use Tori's very small fan)
At least it oscillates.
Um. I'm still not happy.
I'm so hot.
Where could Cat be?
I hope she's okay.
(the gang are still using Tori's little fan)
(the fan starts to slow down) Uh oh. Uh oh.
It's slowing down. (the fan stops and everyone groans)
NOOOO!!!!!! (Robbie grabs the fan) Come on, fan. Work.
Robbie.
Work!
Robbie.
Spin!
Stop.
No, we gotta make it work.
Robbie. Robbie. Stop it.
No, I need it! I need it!
The batteries are dead. Robbie, stop.
Oscillate! Spin!
(shakes Robbie) IT'S OVER! (Robbie gets up, yelling indistinctly and then buries his head in the pillow while screaming)
I'm feeling extremely hot now.
We got to get out of this stupid RV. (Beck looks at her) Yeah, offense.
We, at least, have to find something to drink.
(being sprayed by water guns) It's so cold! It's so cold!
(scene cuts to the RV, where Tori is on the floor and raises her head)
It's so hot!
BBoy
You spun a beautiful pot.
You helped me spin it.
BBoy
(suggestively) Later we'll glaze it.
...Thank you.
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