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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

KMKiller Moth

I must say, you took excellent care of M-319. What have you been feeding him?

Here, Silkie, Silkie... here, my sweet little mutant.

KMKiller Moth

Um... here, Larva M-319... come to... papa?

Oh, Silkie, Starfire has a big hug for you!

KMKiller Moth

Hey, big fella. Did Killer Moth create you in a lab? Yes, he did; yes, he did.

If you're really so amazing, Mumbo, what do you need me for?

MMumbo

You're going to be my assistant for the big show tonight!

I'm not helping you with your stupid magic tricks.

MMumbo

Silly rabbit! You don't have a choice! My hat, my rules!

MMumbo

Must you overanalyze everything? Why can't you just sit back and enjoy the show?

Because it isn't real. Your act, this hat. It's all smoke and mirrors. You probably just hypnotized me into thinking I'm a rabbit. And when I get home, my nose will twitch every time a bell rings.

MMumbo

Hmm. That would be an interesting trick, but no.

As soon as I figure out how you're creating this illusion, your powers will be gone.

MMumbo

Knowing how the tricks work doesn't make them any less real. If you look like a rabbit and hop like a rabbit, then guess what, kid? You're really a rabbit. [plucks off one of Raven's whiskers]

Ow!

MMumbo

For real.

When there's trouble you know what to do/CALL CYBORG!/He can shoot a rocket from his shoe/'CAUSE HE'S CYBORG!/Do do do-do something like that/OH YEAH/Na na na na big fluffy cat/THAT'S RIGHT!...

If you're going to eat my friends, at least have the decency to get rid of the evidence.

[To Cyborg] Believe me, I know a thing or two about being obsessed with your target.

BBBrother Blood

I've combed through your blueprints, peeled back your armor, stripped off your machinery! But still you defy me! Where in this vile contraption is the part that allows you to RESIST?

It's not in the circuitry, is it? It's not the machine that resists you... It's me, my spirit! That's the part you can't break! I don't need you to make me a man. I already am one!

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Hey, I know where we are! We're in the first episode of season four.

How do you know we're going to the right way?

Because we just passed the engine core, which means we're right below the detention level. So all we have to do is follow the main particle flux conduit to the galactic command center.

Frightening. Truly frightening.

Robin, calling Robin.

Robin here! Over.

No, not you, Robin, the other Robin. [points at Cyborg]

[Shoves Beast Boy and takes his communicator] What's up Robin?

Well, this is just disturbing.

[swoops in by Raven] Disturbing yet magnificent! Join us; I never knew wearing a cape was so much fun! It is wonderful to be Robin!

[walks in while on R-cycle] Yeah, he has all the best stuff!

Uh... right.

[pops into view] C'mon! Haven't you ever wondered what it's like to be Robin? [luring] You know you wanna try it.

[To Beast Boy who is dressed as Robin] Do you desire another slice of the cheese, Robin?

Thanks Robin [To Cyborg] Got room for another one, Robin?

Don't mind if I do, Robin. [eats the whole pizza pie]

You know Robins, I have to admit, the mask makes me feel... cool.

Huh pizza, Sweet. [takes a bite of a pizza] You know, Robins, the mask makes me feel cool, too.

So who's the bad guy dejour? Gizmo, Mad Mod, Killer Moth?

The reports say there's an intruder.

Well, whoever it is, we're gonna totally kick their- [Beast Boy bumps into Robin]

[sees Slade. Beast Boy gasps] No!

It's been a long time, hasn't it, Titans? A month? A year? A millennium? Far too long for my tastes anyway. I was beginning to think I'd never see your smiling faces again.

You! How did you survive?

Terra took you down! Way down!

Slade! I don't know where you've been but you shouldn't have come back! I'm still ready.

[chuckles] That's precious, Robin. But I didn't come back for you.

You might be able to stop time, birthday girl, but you can't stop me. You can't stop any of it, really. I have to say, Raven, when I found out the truth, I was very impressed. All this time, I had no idea. The power lurking inside you. The glorious destiny that awaits. It's always the quiet ones, isn't it?

[Raven groans]

But honestly, did you think you could just blow out the candles and wish it all away? Today is the day it begins. You've known this all your life. It is going to happen. And no matter what you wish, no matter where you go, no matter how you squirm, there is nothing you can do to stop it.

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