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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

Is this some kind of--

APAdmiral Pike

Joke? No.

How am I supposed to believe--

APAdmiral Pike

That I'm really you?

You ever gonna let me get a word in edgewise?

APAdmiral Pike

I knew you were gonna say that. Does that help?

I've been doing this long enough that I'm not gonna take the word of somebody who shows up in my cabin and says he's future me.

APAdmiral Pike

Mm. Your first pony was named Sir Neighs-a-Lot. He broke his leg in a rainstorm. Your parents had to put him down, and you cried for a week. Ever tell anybody that?

It's hard when your tragic backstory starts with--

APAdmiral Pike

A silly name. Sorry.

FSFuture Sam Kirk

[referring to his brother] Look, I'm not gonna say that Jim isn't a pain in the ass. He is, he's a huge pain in the ass. But the truth is, he's as fine a captain as Starfleet has.

Captain's personal log, stardate 1709.2. Per Captain Kirk's plan, we are mounting a pincer move. Our two ships will slowly drift closer as the Romulans remain unaware. When they pass through the comet's tail giving us their exact location, we will be in weapons range. Kirk, however, has agreed to my plan to neutralize, not destroy, the Bird-of-Prey, leaving open the possibility of dialogue. And yet I remain concerned this brash, young Starfleet captain follows his own rules. I can't help but wonder, is Kirk the reason I was sent here? If I wasn't here to stop him, would we be led into a war?

You flinched! You deliberated, and we lost.

We fired, Captain. And we were fired upon. That's why you're still here.

From the start, you wanted to cripple them, not take them out.

We may have different points of view, but do not question my combat readiness, Captain.

I'm saying "caution" means you're not going to put everything you have into the punch. And that's a good way to lose, because your enemy will see that and act accordingly.

APAdmiral Pike

I know what you're thinking. I was thinking the same thing when I went through this.

Had I traded my fate for Spock's?

APAdmiral Pike

Yes. This isn't going to help, but... it gets worse. This war with the Romulans? Millions die. So far. It's still going on. Not only did you start something that should never have been started -- the best chance at a lasting peace between the Federation and the Romulans in any timeline? Well... turns out he's lying in a bio-bed. We all wanna think our future is important and ours -- yours and mine -- it is. Just not the way you think. Time is, uh... it's complicated. But the monks showed me something simple: every time we change the path, he dies. He's got things to do. Fate of the galaxy type things. Paths diverge... but I am the result of one that should never have been taken.

Did it ever occur to you that sometimes you can't avoid a fight? If you had just chased that Romulan ship from the get-go and taken it out, maybe none of this would've happened.

You're a good captain, Jim Kirk. Enterprise would be lucky to have you.

You thinking of retiring?

[chuckles] No. Oh, no. No, not yet.

[assuming command of the commandeered Enterprise] The Cajitar system. Warp factor five.

You gonna say it? Your thing?

My what?

Your thing. You know. Everyone in the chair has their thing.

Captain Pike always says "Hit it."

LMLt. Mitchell

My last captain like to say "Zoom".

Must I have a thing? [to Ortegas] Do you have a thing?

Well, I've been workshopping vámonos. But, it's supposed to be about you. What kind of commander are you? All that. So, no presh.

I would like to go. Now.

ARAdmiral Robert April

I think highly of Una. Promoted her faster than any other officer on my ship. Recommended her for the Medal of Gallantry after the Marcel disaster in 2248.

Yeah, I know.

ARAdmiral Robert April

It's a shame the rest of the court didn't get to hear that today.

You don't have sunsets in your time?

AJAlternate Jim Kirk

From the videos I've seen, we mostly have clouds of ash that won't clear for a thousand years and underground lunar habitats with no view of the sun at all. [pulls himself together, smiles and turns to La'an] My advice? [offers her one of his hot dogs] Don't skip good hot dogs when you can get them.

I've seen your timeline. You're at war. Your Earth is a ruin.

AJAlternate Jim Kirk

We've made the stars our home. The moon, Mars, Venus, Europa.

In my timeline, humanity has spread across dozens of worlds. We're part of a federation of species.

AJAlternate Jim Kirk

We don't need anyone else's help to survive.

And just surviving is good enough for you?

AJAlternate Jim Kirk

Oh, and I suppose you come from some sort of a utopia.

My Earth still has sunsets.

You know, if I was in your position, I don't know that I would have gone along with this. I don't think I could have gotten this far without you.

AJAlternate Jim Kirk

You'd definitely would have frozen to death on the first night. Or starved. That hot dog saved your life.

Well, how many people can say that?

AJAlternate Jim Kirk

I might be the only one. Truth is, if we can only save one timeline, I'd rather live in yours. I mean, I know that's not how it works. Like I mentioned, I missed a few lectures in temporal mechanics, but...

What if you could? Come to my time.

AJAlternate Jim Kirk

I'm not sure one timeline is big enough for two of me.

I've been carrying something around for a long time. Something in my heritage.

AJAlternate Jim Kirk

You come from a long line of axe murderers?

Oh, no, we never use axes.

My real name is La'an Noonien-Singh. My ancestor is Khan Noonien Singh. And his legacy is genocide, torture and me.

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