[sings] I'm so excited! I'm so excited! [starts to cry] I'm so... scared!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Class, this is my brother... Rod Belding.
Wow. A building with two Beldings, one of whom is balding.
Where's Rod?
I'll go look for him.
Zack proceeds to Mr. Belding's office but stops himself when it looks as if the Belding Brothers are arguing
I can't believe you're doing this! The class trip leaves in 5 minutes!
RRod
If you met this stewardess, you'd know. She's a 10.
You're doing this to spend time with some stewardess?
RRod
This is not just some stewardess. This is Inga and she's only in town for the weekend.
What am I supposed to say to the students? That you dumped them for a weekend fling?
RRod
Of course not! Tell them I'm sick, tell 'em anything. Cover for me!
I'm tired of covering for you!
RBRod Belding
Come on, Richard, don't be mad. We're brothers.
Mr. Belding{angry tone of voice}: Get out of my school, Rod!
Zack ducks behind a row of lockers to avoid being caught. Rod Belding departs the principal's office and walks by annoyed, without taking notice of Zack. Mr. Belding then leaves the principal's office to proceed to the school entrance area
May I have your attention, please? I have some bad news. My brother Rod cannot take you on the class trip.
I guess we won't be going anywhere now.
ZZach
Let's go home guys. (They start to leave)
Hold on, everybody. I may not be a great rafting expert like Rod or even as cool a guy, but I would like to try and take you.
Really, Mr. Belding?!
If you don't mind a leader who can't swim too well! Let's get going!
Class proceeds to board buses, as does Mr. Belding, but Zack motions to speak with him in private
Mr. Belding, why didn't you tell them the truth?
BMr.Belding
The truth?
About the stewardess? I heard everything.
I'm sorry you had to hear that. Besides, I know how much you kids looked up to him. Heck, Rod always was the most exciting Belding.
Maybe so, but we got the better Belding.
JJennifer
Good morning. My, don't you look nice!
[deep voice] Hey, there, Jennifer.
JJennifer
How are you feeling today?
My head is feeling hot.
JJennifer
This is a most unusual reaction to a flu shot. Sit down and wait here.
[she closes the curtain and departs the station just as Slater arrives; Zack is mistaken by retreating footsteps]
Jennifer, is that you?
[falsetto] Uh-huh.
Jennifer, are you not going to come in?
Nuh-uh.
Fine.
[he pulls back the curtain to see Slater]
ACK! What happened to Jennifer?!
Who cares? Take me! I'm yours!
What did you hear?
Enough to destroy your relationship with Kelly! I can strike a deal to keep this between you, me and the curtain if you do something for me .
What?
How would you feel about taking another flu shot?
Deal.
[Nurse Butcher enters]
BButcher
Okay, which one of you is A.C. Slater?
I am.
BButcher
Bend over, Blondie.
Slater (to Screech): You are a strange and weird person.
Well, thank you for noticing!
Can we still be friends?
Forever.
Starting today, this is where I work. Pretty nice office, huh? You see, the whole gang landed summer jobs at the Malibu Sands Beach Club, with a little help from Lisa, whose parents are club members. (sighs) Girls on the beach, fun in the sun, money in my pocket. This is gonna be the best summer ever.
LLeon
(to all his employees, Zack included) I've owned this club for 15 years. So, I know exactly what you new employees expect: girls on the beach, fun in the sun, money in your pocket. You think this is going to be the best summer ever.
(to the home audience) Boy, this guy's really sharp.
SStacey
I'm looking for a Leon Carosi.
What do you wanna see that jerk for?
SStacey
Because that jerk's my father.
Slater (to Zack): Look, Preppy, you can't just spend the rest of your life in your room.
Well, I don't know, Slater. It's a pretty nice room.
Zack, this is our song, A-12. It's sacred.
No, no, no. A-12 was sacred. Right up until you dumped me for that jerk.
Don't you dare call him a jerk. You don't even know Jeff, and right now, the only jerk I see is you. (slaps him)
Zack (to his date, Kimberly): My gosh, can you believe her? I told her I wanted a strawberry shake instead and she gets all upset.
KKimberly
I heard every word, you creep. How dare you use me to get back at your old girlfriend? (throws the milkshake over him)
Mr. Carosi (to Gary): Look, I... (double take) you sure are tall, son. Have a roll.
GGary
Thanks. I love rolls.
CMr. Carosi
Have a dozen.
Stacey, wait! What were you gonna say to me?
SStacey
Oh, well, you are definitely taller than me.
Slater, who do you think will come out on top today?
Call it a hunch, but I think Screech is gonna kick that commie's butt!
Slater, we're on the air. In this age of Glasnost, you don't say "kick the commie's butt"!
Oh, sorry. What I meant was "kick that commie's heiny"!
Kelly (about Mr. Carosi): Maybe he wants to give us a raise!
Kelly, are you taking stupid pills again? We're lucky he pays us with American money!
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