[to Rex] Let's try not to blow up the ship before they get off this time.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What are you doing?
Following him.
Not that way, We need to cut him off.
[jumping down into the chute after Dooku] You cut him off, I'll follow him and meet you at the hangar.
Why do I even try?
I thought you were following Dooku.
I was. I followed him here.
Lucky for you, I'm an excellent shot.
Well, now those fighters are attacking.
I’m on it.
Uh, he's getting too close. [their ship got hit and is now going down] Lucky for you, I'm an excellent pilot.
And if you'd hit that second fighter, we wouldn't be in this mess. [crashes ship and the two Jedi get out]
I've had better landings.
[after the two Jedi are almost crushed by an avalanche of rocks] Anakin, when I tell you to run, run.
Master! You're alive.
And where's your lightsaber?
It got knocked out of my hand.
By a rock?
[turns back to Obi-Wan and begins searching for his lightsaber] Yeah, by a rock. It's got to be here somewhere.
That is a feeble excuse.
You know what would be helpful? A little light.
Certainly. [turns on his lightsaber but it sputters and goes out] Silly thing. It was just working a minute ago.
You don't suppose it was hit by a rock, do you?
[being chased by a Gundark as Obi-Wan is standing aside and examining his lightsaber] Jump in anytime!
[looking curiously at his lightsaber] Oh, you're doing fine. She seems to like you.
Yeah, lucky me! This isn't as much fun as it looks! I thought Gundarks were only found on Vanqor!
[takes apart lightsaber] Then, this system must be Vanqor.
[trips and the Gundark grabs him by the ankle and pulls him towards her as he struggles to get away] So, that would make this one...
[taps lightsaber on a rock as Anakin is held upside down in the air by the Gundark] The mother of all Gundarks. Precisely.
Are you gonna help me? [Obi-Wan uses the Force to throw a boulder at the Gundark, making her drop Anakin] Well, you took you time. [both Jedi uses the Force to throw boulders at the Gundark until she is knocked out] It's a pity. I was just starting to senses a connection.
Should I leave you two alone or would you prefer to find a way out of this hole before she wakes up?
Looks like I got here just in time.
What do you mean, “just in time”?
You were in very big trouble.
Trouble? We were simply searching for Count Dooku.
[coughing] Yeah, we had the situation well under control, my little Padawan.
Oh, I see. So which part of the situation did you have under control: the blocked entrance, the poison gas, or that Gundark behind you?
Gundark?
Oh, you mean the one that's too far away to worry about? [the Gundark suddenly approaches behind them]
Ahsoka Tano [to her clone brigade]: Block the entrance!
[The clones shoot the top of the cave entrance, causing rocks to fall, blocking it and trapping the Gundark inside the cave]
How come I'm the one getting caught all the time? It doesn't look good.
When you're a Jedi Master, you can make the plan.
That's just it. How can I become a Jedi Master if I'm always getting caught?
At least you're a master... at getting caught.
Very funny.
[about the pirates] They're planet-hopping thieves looking for a quick score. They have no interest in picking a fight with Jedi.
They are devious and deceitful and most importantly, stupid.
It's a wonder you don't get along with them, Dooku. You have so much in common.
You underestimate them at your own peril, Kenobi.
Hurry it up, Dooku.
You should be more patient, Master. After all, the Count is an elderly gentleman and doesn't move like he used to.
I suppose you're right.
I would kill you both right now if I did not have to drag your bodies.
We do know where we're going, don't we?
Hush, Anakin. [to Count Dooku] Do we know where we're going?
So what now, Jedi? You're going to arrest me?
No. Anakin, release him.
What?
Captain, you have nothing we want, and since we're not prisoners anymore, you have no bargaining power.
What? Yousa was in bombad trouble? Mesa rescued you!
No, Jar Jar. We weren't in any trouble.
Jedi! After everything, you're just going to walk away?
We have no quarrel with you, and we seek no revenge.
Indeed. Very honorable, Master Jedi.
Oh, Captain, you will find that Count Dooku does not share our sense of honor... and he knows where you live.
It's bad enough that we have to be in the same cell, but could you at least spare me the sound of your constant chatter?
And while I hold my tongue, the two of you will devise a brilliant strategy for getting off this Godforsaken planet?
OWObi-Wan and Anakin
[in unison] Yes.
Excellent.
[as Count Dooku is using the Force to hover a plate of food with a knife on it to him] Don't you think our priority should be escape first, eat second?
[To Obi-Wan] Do control your protege's insolence so I can concentrate.
Anakin.
What?
Control your insolence. The Count is concentrating.
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