What's she doing here?
I went over to Jessie's and said, "Jessie, I need to borrow your color wheel." Jessie said, "Why?" I said, "Zack needs it." She said, "Why?" And so I told her and she said ...
Why, I wouldn't miss this for the world.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Do you think I want to dress up as a girl?
[Jessie hands Zack a shaver]
(touching his face) I don't need to shave.
Your legs.
What's happening here, Screech? Nobody wants me around anymore.
Can you blame them, Brillo head?
Hey, Zack, Slater isn't that great. You could do that too if you had muscles.
Did they really say that (call him a "chauvinistic, musclebound meathead")?
Hey, would I have the guts to make it up?
TTeacher
Hey! This is Study Hall, not Soul Train!
CMr. Crane
Everyone tell me your names...
I'm Screech.
I'm Slater.
(dreamily) I'm yours.
I'm bummed!
Mr. Crane (as Romeo): With love's light wings did I o'erperch these walls. For stony limits cannot hold love out. And what love can do, that dares love attempt.
Kelly (as Juliet): If my kinsmen see thee, they will murder thee.
Go kinsmen!
Oh to be that straw sitting in my lady's cup! Gladly would I be made of plastic and risk drowning in a sea of cola to touch fair Kelly's lips.
CCoburn
All right. Now, what about my 10 bucks?
[hands him a 10] Oh, yeah, here you go.
CCoburn
Hey, wait a minute, Jason Bateman's not on a $10 bill.
Oh, you noticed.
Did you wash your face today?
Why would I do that during the week?
Zack! My worst nightmare has come true!
You found out that ALF is a puppet.
He is??!!
I'm kinda thinking about being a housewife or an actress. Do you think I'd be a good actress, Zack?
Every night you star in my dreams!
NNeedik
Where's Slater?
I killed him! I wanted first crack at you!
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