One part wolfsbane, one part vervain. All together, the dumbest idea that either of you have ever had.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Enzo! You in here?
Don't reckon I'd miss this.
Because knock it off!
It doesn't make any sense. If Enzo wanted to kill Elena, drowning her wouldn't work.
Smart girl. See why you like her so much.
Maybe he's just trying to scare us.
Warmer. (No says anything) Come on! You've almost got it. What is Enzo up to?
Drowning Elena was just a distraction. He figured out a way to kill us all in one fell swoop.
Did I mention that I missed you?
What did you think I was going to do?
What are you talking about?
When I found out Enzo's dead? Did you think I was gonna go on a rampage, slaughter a bunch of innocent people, go bowling with human head? What'd you think I was gonna do?
Mr... Sikes, head of corporate accounts. Oops. Sorry about that. Yeah. Can't have you mumbling any of those annoying Traveler ditties. It's a sure migraine. So here's the deal. My brother and my girl have both been kidnapped by Travelers, and I can't seem to find them anywhere. I mean, like, poof, gone, right? So besides a completely clueless hybrid in my basement and a cave full of sleeping Travelers, I've got nothing to go on except you, so I'm gonna need you to tell me where I can find your leader Markos. [Caroline sighs] What's up, Blondie?
You have Elena participating in squirrel slaughter?
Believe me, she's no happier about it than I am.
Heh heh. She'll shoot your eye out.
He says you promised to bring him back.
Uh, you're paraphrasing. He said, quote, I will find a way.
Whatever.
Hello. Still here, and I know what I said.
Bey. Remind him he doesn't have a very good track record for keeping promises.
Please stop talking.
The other side is on the brink of collapse. I plan on pestering all of you until I'm safely returned to the land of the living.
You need to fix this before I lose my mind.
Hey. I'm sorry, ok? I've got two missing Doppelgängers, I've got a Traveler that wants to rid our town of magic, and I've got the friendly banker Mr. Sikes in the coat closet, so escape from the netherworld's gonna have to wait until tomorrow. [Enzo throws a bottle of booze into fireplace]
I think he wants to be penciled in for today.
[Diner: Liv is sitting at a table when Luke enters and sits opposite her.]
I ordered us waffles. I figured our last meal wouldn't be complete until we poured liquid sugar all over it.
[Looking at a menu] My ray of sunshine sister.
[Lowers Luke's menu] The coven's pissed, Luke. You were supposed to hide Stefan and Elena from the Travelers, and you practically delivered them on a silver platter.
Okay, how was I suppose to know that "Casper the English Ghost" would be a complication?
That's not the point. We were never suppose to let things get this far. We got sucked into some stupid "let's be friends," trap.
Look, these people are nice, okay? More than I can say for our screwed up family.
[The utensils sitting in front of Luke begin to shake violently. Luke gets a headache and clutches his head while groaning in pain.]
What are you doing?
It's not me. Like I said, the coven is pissed.
Fine, I'm listening!
[The utensils stop shaking.]
We were supposed to keep the doppelgängers from falling into Markos' hands. We failed. We can't let them succeed in taking away our magic. There's only one move left: We have to kill Stefan and Elena.
Yeah. [Sips from his drink.]
How many, um--ahem--you know, are we supposed to have before we get our strength back?
More than we've had, that's for sure. Let me know if you see a damn buffalo.
This is depressing.
Yeah. More depressing than walking for miles and no knowing where the hell you're going?
No, probably not more depressing than that.
Damon is in full hero mode today.
I'm sure he was thrilled about that.
I don't know. He had the whole savior of the universe voice going on.
I like that voice. You know, maybe this whole thing's a sign.
A sign of what?
My blood can literally destroy him. If that's not a sign that were in a toxic relationship--
Our blood, all right, our blood. Don't hog the blame. Look. We're vampires. We're a toxic species. Whether you want to blame it on magic or biology, it's just who we are. When a human gets ravenously hungry, they eat a double cheeseburger. We kill people. Some of us are more extreme than others, but that's just who we are.
How come you're so much better at controlling it?
Because I'm so much worse when I don't. I'm only gonna say this once. You two are miserable without each other, so if you want to be with him, just be with him. Look. When humans want to break free from complicated relationships, they go to therapy. Vampires get a pass, ok?
I think I just hallucinated a unicorn.
Hmm. Maybe Caroline's nearby.
Heh. If Caroline was here, we'd have a fully catered buffet on the side of the road and a rainbow.
Two rainbows.
Salvatore Boring House.
MMarkos
I'm calling about my people.
Hey. You found my note. Now listen. Don't be offended, but I can't just give them to anyone, so what do they look like?
MMarkos
They're ragged, beaten down by the world, desperate for a home.
You just described homeless people, aging hipsters and Matt Donovan.
I got you! Looks like I've now saved you from both metaphorical darkness and actual darkness. I think you owe me a beer.
A little tip. If you're gonna flee the scene of a crime, take back roads.
Class is in session. First assignment-- anti-magic perimeter. Gilbert, what you got?
I walked around Mystic Falls this morning to see where my Hunter instincts disappeared.
Meaning what, your biceps shrunk, and your brain got smaller?
Meaning that I have a supernatural urge to kill vampires, so wherever I hated you less, there was no magic.
As vezat esvet.
As vezat esvat.
Esvet, not vat. I feel like I'm teaching calculus to an infant.
I'm sorry. I'm a little nervous about unleashing a plague onto humanity.
Ooh! I've been upgraded to a plague? Oh. How biblical and fitting, seeing as I will probably will kill a lot of people in an epic, all-inclusive way once I'm out of here.
Friendly advice: when you finally get the girl, don't blow her up.
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