I'm okay.
[Damon] fed on you?
I said I'm fine.
Why would you come in here?
Why do you think? Damon knew exactly how to piss me off.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Elena's necklace. Candle. Map. Give me your hand. You're Elena's brother. That makes you blood. So, hand it over.
Actually, he's her cousin. It's a long story.
Whatever. Close enough.
Ok. So. Who's got the knife? Which one of you is gonna get to kill the elusive Katherine Pierce once and for all? (no one says anything) What? Suddenly everyone's speechless? When I was on my deathbed you all had plenty to say. Is it you, Tyler? Because I triggered your werewolf curse? Have you an identity and made you better?
You've done nothing for me.
Oh, please, Tyler. If I hadn't walked into your life, you'd just be a wasted nobody with a boozy mom and a temper problem.
Don't. Don't.
And you. I'm not worried about you offing me. Because we both know I made you better by making you a vampire.
Goodbye, Katherine.
Bye-bye, Caroline. Ooh. The one girl here who actually appreciates how beautiful you are. You wouldn't stab me in the heart, would you? Matty blue. No, I don't think so. You will definitely go down as the best night I never had. Oh, well.
Oh, well.
Well, little Gilbert, it was nice to have a brother for a second there. When you weren't being so damn annoying. Bon Bon, no need for good-byes. I'll see you on the flip side. Damon. Oh, how you'd love nothing more than to drive that blade right through me.
We've already done this, Kitty Kat. I've said all I needed to say.
I know, but I never got to say what I needed to say to you. I'm sorry. You blame me for who you are. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I turned you. I'm sorry that you didn't get to die as a forgotten nobody on a bloody battlefield, and your father didn't get to live another day to be disgraced by you. Damon, I'm sorry that I have your life purpose. Passion. Drive. Desire. I'm sorry that you are who you are because I'm the one that taught you how to love.
I'll see you in hell, Katherine.
Stefan. You know, I always wondered what it would be like to be loved by you. You've got to admit, that one fleeting moment... Your feelings were real. This truly has been the role of a lifetime. Stefan, I love you. I've always loved you. (Katherine kisses Stefan, Stefan stabs her) Then I guess this is how our love story ends.
Is it wrong that I feel...
Victorious?
Sad. I know that Katherine is a horrible person, but--
But you see the good in people.
You mean Klaus. Because I saw the good in Klaus.
Your words. Not mine.
Your hybrid bite just killed someone and no one even batted an eye. I sleep with the wrong guy weeks ago and I don't hear the end of it. How is that fair?
I don't know, Care. Maybe people just expect more from you.
Why? Because being good comes so easy to me? Well, guess what, Tyler? It doesn't. I am a vampire. I have the same impulses as you. So, I'm allowed to make some mistakes along the way. Yes, I slept with Klaus-- but after you walked away from me. That was my choice and I am living with it and I don't need to be hearing about it every five seconds. So, just get over it or get out of my life, but... I'm done feeling guilty.
Am I seriously that easy to impersonate, or do you guys not know me at all?
Elena, what's going on?
When have I ever danced on a bar half-naked? Do you think that I would come to a college bar with my underage brother and do tequila shots?
Elena, what are you talking about?
I'm not Elena, Matt. I'm Katherine. It's not me! You guys know me - I wouldn't do that. Guys, Katherine has taken over my body. This isn't me!
Caroline and an original hybrid sittin' in a tree...
No. Are you serious? Caroline and Klaus? Wait, does Tyler know about this?
Yup, and guess who told him.
Katherine? (sighs) Katherine is such a bitch.
That she is.
Katherine didn't do this. I did. I thought you broke my heart, so I ripped open Aaron's neck - that is how much control you have over me.
And I'm still here. That's how much control you have over me.
Listen to us! This is toxic! We are in a toxic relationship, Elena. I just killed your friend and you find someone else to blame!
You want me to blame you? Easy. Done! You screwed up Damon. Again.
Thank you!
You put me in a position where I have to defend you, again. Where I have to bend my morals, again. Where I have to go against everything single thing that I believe in, again, 'cause I love you!
Well then stop loving me!
I can't!
Morning, Sunshine.
Oh. Um... did I wake you?
No. I've been up for three hours.
Really? Because you didn't say a word.
Neither did you.
Well--ahem-- that's because I didn't really have much to say. Nothing's changed. We're still bad for each other, and we are still broken up. Last night was a mistake.
Maybe we should keep making mistakes. Big ones.
Atlanta Assassination Squad. How may we be of service?
SSloan
I take it you haven't located the doppelgänger yet.
You told us to find a nameless paramedic at the scene of a car accident in a city full of freeways, fried green tomatoes, and terrible drivers. It's not exactly as easy as it sounds.
SSloan
Which is why I am calling. The doppelgänger's name is Tom Avery, and I just saw him deliver a patient to Atlanta Metro Hospital.
(to Enzo) She saw him? She did the vision thing again? (takes the phone, now talking to Sloan) We had a deal. I find Stefan's last living doppelgänger--
SSloan
Tom
Tom. I take care of Tom, and in return, you stop using Stefan to psychically doppelbomb him because every time you link the two, you are frying Stefan's brain.
Hey, Bon.
Hey. I got your text. What's the friend emergency?
Damon and I broke up. It's final.
Oh, my god. When did it happen?
Last night.
But you didn't come home last night.
Uh, that's because I slept with him.
Oh.
Post breakup.
Ohh.
Was that irresponsible?
Probably. Does Jeremy know that you and Damon definitely maybe broke up?
No. He wasn't at the house last night thankfully.
Well, that's weird. I mean, he didn't mention anything to me. If he wasn't at home, where was he?
I don't know. That doesn't really help me with the whole irresponsible thing, does it?
Ah. Modern women, all bosom, no mystery, present company excluded.
Dear god! Please don't tell me that I'm the real reason you're here.
Why not? From what Damon tells me, I am your type-- well-traveled, charming accent, dodgy morals.
Arrogant, tactless, completely unable to take a hint.
Precisely.
Just because Jeremy is a bad student doesn't mean that he's cheating on Bonnie.
You're making excuses for someone you love. That's what you do. The worse the behavior, the more you try and defend.
And you keep trying to make this about us.
Yeah, because you keep trying to make it about anything else.
You know what? Fine. But don't pretend that you came here for Jeremy. If you want to talk about last night, talk.
Here's the thing, Elena, I don't know what to say or do or think. All I know is that right now I want to rip your clothes off right here in the middle of this hall and throw you in one of these classrooms and kiss every square inch of your body while a bunch of people that drive minivans listen, wishing they were us. (pauses) That's probably a bad idea, right?
Right.
Right. (bell rings) See you in class.
Enough.
Hardly. She [Liv] was two seconds away form killing you. I want to know why, so I am gonna rip this nasty rag out of your mouth. If I hear so much as one syllable of hocus-pocus, one of us is gonna break your neck. Spoiler alert- it's gonna be me.
How do you expect me to care about anything when this is my life? Take a look around. It's not like I could bring my teachers a note saying "sorry I missed class today, we were under a doppelgänger invasion."
Caroline, if you bite your tongue any harder, you'll bleed. Say it.
It's Psych 101. Actually it's whatever comes before 101. You told Damon that you couldn't see him anymore, and now you're having dreams about Stefan?
It's not just about Stefan, ok. My parents were still alive. It was like a different life.
(answering phone) Stefan. Hey.
Hey.
Is everything ok?
Well, you know how sometimes you feel crazy and you call me and I tell you you're not crazy?
Even thought most of the time I am.
Well, I need you to tell me that I'm not crazy.
No promises.
I was walking to my car, and I nearly got plowed over in the middle of the street because I was having some vision of Elena.
I take that back. Actually, you are not crazy at all. Something's going on.
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