Next time we compel him, remind me to make him better at baseball.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Fine. Can we talk about this later? My friend just got here, and yes Damon, I actually have some.
So where are we?
The corner of somewhere and nowhere where Kol can't find us.
I can't believe Kol was a vampire.
Well, didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? Have you met you?
Not helping.
Come on Rose, you're not actually gonna make us wait, are you? I know you're obsessed with me.
Alright, uh, tell me something about her.
Well, she did this little thing with her tongue...
Something that matters, Damon.
She spent her last day in paradise. Soaking in the sun, reminiscing about what it means to be human. And when death came, she didn't fear it.
I was with her on her and last and she definitely wasn't in paradise.
It was in the dream he gave her. She's here.
Is [Rose] still hot?
Tell him he's still dripping with sex, too. [Jeremy gives her a look] Fine, tell him I miss him.
She misses you.
And tell him that I'm rooting for him and Elena.
[looks confused] She uh, she misses both of you.
Who knows. Maybe his alter ego is some pot-smoking, hippie pacifist.
Right now, Damon is desperate to figure out which Original created our vampire blood-line. And if he finds out it wasn't Klaus, they're all going to kill him.
But Klaus turned me. So if he dies, I die.
I know that, they know that. The difference is, Damon doesn't care.
You never told me about that. What you did for Rose.
It wasn't about you.
Why don't you let people see the good in you?
Because when people see good, they expect good. And I don't want to have to live up to anyone's expectations.
[He takes her hand. Elena, feeling overwhelmed, gets up and leaves the room. She hears him follow her outside.]
Don't.
Why not? Elena...
[She looks conflicted for a moment before giving in, turning around and kissing him.]
[to Jeremy] Wait here.
Why, so you guys can make out some more?
Don't be a dick. Listen to your sister.
Who is this Mary person?
Scary Mary. Really old. Super creepy.
And how do you know her?
You know...
Of course.
What? I said creepy. Not ugly.
(Alaric's alter ego) Look at you. One of nature's most hideous creatures, and you can't even get that right.
I've been fighting that part of myself. Thinking that if I repress it, it would go away, but it won't. But now that I've excepted it, it can't control me. And neither can you. So unless your going to stake me, why don't you get the hell out of my house.
What are you doing?
What do you mean?
Well, this trip, and you kissing me. What the hell is this?
Stefan thinks that I have feelings for you.
Do you?
I don't - I don't - I don't know.
Hmm. I guess you thought this little trip could help you figure that out, didn't you? Or maybe you were hoping I'll screw it up so I could just make the decision for you, am I wrong? Am I wrong?
It's what you do, Damon! You sabotage things. When I think about it, every time there's a bump in the road, you lash out!
What if I didn't? What if there was no bump? I'm sorry, Elena, but this time I'm not going to make it so easy for you. This time you'll have to figure it out for yourself.
They had a fight. I know you want to stop it. Protect her from it. But you're young, you don't see what I see. It's not just that she makes him a better person. And she does, but ... he changes her too. Damon challenges her, surprises her. He makes her question her life, beliefs. Stefan is different. His love is pure. He'll always be good for her. Damon is either the best thing for her, or the worst.
[talking about Jeremy being stressed out] Are you sure it had nothing to do with witnessing you and Damon getting hot and heavy in a skeevy motel?
I didn't tell you that so you could torture me with it.
Ah, what are friends for?
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