What the hell?
Good morning to you, Jenna. Alaric.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I went to go look for Isobel, and I get John instead. He said he can help us, and we're desperate.
We're not that desperate, Stefan. The guy tried to barbecue me!
Great work, Stefan. Top notch. As if I didn't have enough problems.
Hey. I'm sorry about Rose.
Whatever. I knew the woman for five minutes.
And you cared about her, after five minutes. I wonder what that means?
(scoffs) It means I care, Stefan. It means I'm changing - evolving into a man capable of greatness...
Damon (to Stefan): Better watch your back. Because I may just have to go get a hero hairdo of my own, and steal your thunder.
Jules (to Tyler): We live by a code of loyalty. We take care of each other. It's my duty and honor to help you. Please let me.
I'm not gonna hurt him, Elena. I'm a good guy now, remember?
I want the boy more than I want vengeance.
BBrady
Let's get both.
Spare me the witch loyalty crap.
Jenna (to Alaric): So Elena is my sister's husband's brother's daughter, and her mother is my boyfriend's deceased wife. You can't make that stuff up.
Please don't do anything stupid.
Yeah, but stupid's so much more fun!
Damon, I mean it! All I'm asking is that you try to keep it together. Be the better man.
...Okay, then.
I thought vampires hated werewolves.
That's some sort of leftover idea from another time; it doesn't have to be that way anymore. We go to the same school, have the same friends, we keep the same secrets. This can work, Tyler. I mean, it's your home, it's my home, too. I want this to work.
Dammit, Tyler, I'm trying to save your life. Can't you see that?
You guys are drinking vervain?
It's an acquired taste. I don't see that magical ring on your stitched finger, so if you know something about Klaus, you better start talking, or I will kill you in your sleep.
BBrady
I see you got the bullet out. That was...nasty. I've got lots of wooden bullets; other toys. It's gonna be a long night, sweet pea.
You totally blew her off.
I'm steering clear of all women at the moment.
You didn't have to be rude.
Trust me, it's in the best interest of women everywhere.
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