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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

She’s this amazing girl one minute and then this raging jealous freak the next.

Look, you know what I think of Caroline Forbes. She’s an insecure, neurotic, bitchy little twit.

Hey!

But the girl’s got heart. She means well. Just gotta take the good with the bad sometimes.

What do you want?

A favor.

Like that’s going to happen.

So predictable. That’s why I brought him.

I know how you feel about helping us out, but since you’re the one that linked Mason with Katherine, we finally have an opportunity to get an upper hand on both of them, so just hear us out.

Pretty please.

I’m listening.

(looks at his phone) I have to fill Elena in on what’s going on. (To Damon) Can you play nice, please?

I guess.

Let’s talk about that little witchy ju-ju thing you do with me. You know, the fun one where my brain bursts into flames? What is that?

That’s me giving you an aneurysm. Your blood vessels go 'pop'. But you heal quickly, so I do it over and over again.

Is it vampire-specific?

It’d work on anyone with a supernatural healing ability.

Good. Good, good.

Damon. I’m not going to help you hurt him.

Mason Lockwood’s a werewolf. Katherine’s evil. They’re the bad guys. Really? You’re going to play morality police with me right now? Let me put it to you another way: they’re a threat to Elena. So you, witch, are going to get over yourself and help us.

Yeah, he meant that as a question with a “please” on the end.

Absolutely.

(burns Mason with a hot iron) You can hurt. Good to know. I was afraid you were gonna be some beast master with no affinity for pain. (seeing Mason's wound healing) Oh, but you heal quickly. Not good. Guess I’ll just have to keep applying pain.

So where did you two meet? She seduced you, told you she loved you? You're supernatural so she can't compel you. I'm sure she used her other charms. Katherine's good that way.

I'm getting it for Katherine.

Why?

She's going to use it to lift the curse.

Of the moon? Now, why would a vampire help a werewolf break a curse that keeps them from turning whenever they want?

So I wouldn't have to turn anymore.

Why?

Because she loves me.

Awww. (laughs) Now I get it. You're just stupid. Katherine doesn't love you. She's using you, you moron.

I'm done talking.

Yes you are.

Damon...

You wanted to be a part of this? Well, here it is. Kill or be killed. The guy’s a werewolf - he’d kill me the first chance he got. So you suck it up, or leave. He wants me to kill him, anyway. Don’t you, Mason? It really is a curse, isn’t it? You know, I look at you and I see myself. A less dashing, less intelligent version.

I love her.

Oh, I know! I’ve been where you are. But Katherine will only rip your heart out. Let me do it for her.

Let's get rid of the body.

Ooo, last number dialed. I wonder who that could possibly be..

No, no, no. Don't provoke her.

Mason. You should have been here an hour ago.

Wrong boy-toy.

Damon. For once, you’ve surprised me. I assume Mason’s with you.

He’s right beside me. Although his heart’s across the room.

You shouldn’t have.

I’ve had a very busy day today. Killed a werewolf, found a moonstone. Hey, did you know that he hid the moonstone at the bottom of a well full of vervain? Guess he didn’t trust you very much. He did love you, poor guy. Hey, where are you? ’Cause, you know, I could bring him over. Last good-byes and all that.

You've no idea what you’ve just done.

Aww, did I put a kink in your master plan? I’m so sorry.

Do you honestly believe that I don’t have a plan B? And if that fails, a plan C, and then a plan D, and... you know how the alphabet works, don’t you? Send my love to Stefan.

I'm so sorry.

We were so stupid. Sneaking around, thinking that we weren't going to get caught.

I know.

We did this... Jenna's in the hospital, and Jeremy could be next. All because we didn't listen to her. Because we're together. Stefan...

I know what you’re going to say.

Then let me say it. I’ve been so selfish because I love you so much. And I know how much you love me. But it’s over, Stefan, it has to be.

Elena, I don’t-

No, Stefan. It has to be.

Elena... I riled Katherine up. I...I wasn’t thinking. I didn’t think.

It doesn’t matter, Damon. She won. Katherine won.

I need you to deliver a message. Tell Damon and Stefan that I want the moonstone or I will rip this town apart until it rains blood. Tonight. At the masquerade ball.

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