Anna (to newly released vampires): There are over one hundred and fifty channels. It's called a remote control.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Have you thought any more about what you're going to do?
About what? Isobel, my vampire birth mother, who's related to my vampire ancestor Katherine, who screwed over your vampire brother? Nah, I haven't thought about it at all.
I'm sorry I brought it up.
It'd just be nice if we could get through one day without having to deal with any of it. No vampire mother or brother.
No vampires at all?
No vampires but you.
We can watch a movie at my place.
With your mom and a six pack?
You know... You don't really help the situation. You could always try to be nice.
Oh, I'm sorry. It's hard for me to show kindness to people that hate me. I'm not that evolved.
Pearl (talking to Harper): The keypad is for texting, which is what you do when you want to avoid talking to someone.
What exactly are you trying to achieve?
Mystic Falls is our home, Damon. They took that from us. Our land, our home. It's time we rebuild.
What, are you crazy? It was 1864. Wake up, woman. The world has moved on.
Pearl (to Damon): I have four hundred years on you, little boy. I'll rip you from limb to limb without even blinking and you know it.
Have you ever even been on a double-date before?
Oh, absolutely. '72, Heff and the twins.
What?
Yeah...playmates. I got Miss June.
Don't be grumpy. It can't be that bad.
You'd be surprised. My primary reason for existence has abandoned me, and after today's events, the remains of the shaky ground that I walk on are about to go 'kaboom.' (turns to Kelly) Let's get hammered.
Hide. We're not here.
Why? Where'd we go?
Children under our care, five o'clock.
Is there anything you're not good at?
Double-dating. This is all kind of new to me. I usually keep to myself. I don't always fit in.
That's because you're that guy.
What guy?
The guy who seems like he has everything, so the people that don't kind of run the other way.
Is that what I seem like?
Pretty much.
Hmm... What a dick!
(looking around the Salvatore mansion) This is much better than watching Damon visit cougar town.
Vervain. Making it hard to find something to eat in this town.
I remember them from 1864. They were in the tomb.
Yeah, about that...
Do you know what I was doing tonight, Mom? I was having fun, you know, trying to forget about all the crap that I have to deal with every day. Just enjoying a night with my friends. And then, there you are, wasted at the bar - where I work, by the way, to pay the bills that you don't pay. And then you're off acting like a freakin' kid, hooking up with some guy half your age. I'm the kid, Mom. You're supposed to be responsible for me.
How was your night?
Ah... Same old, same old. You?
Yep.
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