Awww, do you need a bib?
Sorry I can't unhinge my jaw like a snake to consume alcohol.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
So, why did you bring me with you?
Well you're not the worst company in the world, Elena. You should give yourself more credit.
Seriously?
You know...you were there in the road, all 'damsel in distress'-like. And I knew it'd piss off Stefan. And...you're not the worst company in the world, Elena.
I used to be more fun.
You did okay.
I saved your life.
I know.
And don't you forget it.
First person account of the Civil War? That's like porn for a history teacher.
Which is why you should ask Jenna. First of all, the Elena I know would always want the real truth. Good or bad.
And second of all?
You just found out that your boyfriend is a vampire. So unless your parents are aliens, how bad can it be?
You tried to kill me.
But I didn't. And if I wanted to, I would have. Does that not count for anything?
I'm stuck on punch duty at the school dance.
How'd you get stuck with that?
I'm failing English - I copped a plea.
Can I get you a drink? I hear the punch is real...boss.
Elena, would you like to dance?
I would love to. (to Stefan) May I have this dance?
(to Stefan) You are so teaching me how to hand-jive.
Don't rain on my hot guy parade.
It's just a drizzle.
Now you remember that. Because it's never happening again.
[Stefan and Elena are in bed, cuddling]
(Sighs) Good morning.
I could get used to this...
Rise and shine, sleepyheads!
What are you doing?!
Damon, please!
Oh, stop being smutty.
Seriously, get out of here!
If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Hey, it's me again. Anna. Stalker chick and fuzzball champion.
Is she hot?
Yeah, but she can be weird.
Hot trumps weird. Trust me.
[Talking with Elena in kitchen about Damon] He is ridiculously hot.
[Damon smirks from his place on the couch]
Shh! He's an ass.
[Damon rolls his eyes]
You met Damon.
Who do you think killed my wife?
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