You mean Mork from Ork here is your dumbass imaginary friend Sully?
Yeah.
Um, I’m not dumb or ass.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
And a hot shower. That does wonders.
Real deep scrub. Purify.
BMrs. Berman
For Maddie?
The whole family. Yeah, just get the whole gang in there... You know, the family that showers together...
You know, I’m not gonna lie to you. When you went off to hunt, I considered that one of my biggest failures. It just seemed so clear to me that you wanted something else. But, I was wrong. And it all worked out, didn’t it?
I don’t know about that.
Dean, we need to seriously discuss me going to the Cage.
Okay. Not happening. Good talk. – Sam, even if these visions are real...
Yeah. It’s Lucifer? And me? In the Cage? I know. But this – this lump in my throat... It’s not an excuse. Not anymore.
We’ll find another way. Okay? There’s always another way.
Okay. Then tell me – what is the other way?
PPreacher
Repent your sins. Beg for his divine mercy. When the end comes – and come it will – only the forgiven will ascend to holy grace.
[Amara is listening, her back turned to the preacher. She scowls and turns to walk towards him.]
PPreacher
He’s watching. He’s waiting.
This is God you’re speaking of? Do you really think he’s watching?
PPreacher
Deciding which of us is worthy. Only the chosen will be raised to Heaven.
Oh, and that’s you? Truthfully, I don’t think He’s all that interested. He doesn’t even seem to be around. Believe me, I’ve searched.
PPreacher
Stop right there, sister. Beg for His forgiveness or face His terrible wrath.
Really? Gets annoyed, does He?
PPreacher
His wrath comes in many forms but only God is able to create the fearsome plague and destruction and all on Earth will bow before.
You mean something like this?
[Amara points to the fountain. The water turns to blood. She raises her hand to the sky. The clouds turn dark, and there is lighting and thunder.]
PPreacher
Is it you? Are you testing us?
God, you mean? No. But let’s just say He's not the only game in town.
About as many as I have to say, okay then what else have we got? Listen, I’m all ears. Dean, ordinarily I’d agree with you, but the visions only happen when I reach out to God. I asked Him for a way to beat the Darkness and the visions got more specific, and I was in the Cage.
Yeah, with Lucifer. The biggest monster ever hatched. Fan-freaking-tastic!
You know Lucifer was the biggest monster ever hatched, until you and I hatched one that’s even worse. Listen, in the vision, Lucifer touches me and I feel calm, like things will be all right. And that’s not something I would ever come up with. I mean that is the last thing that I would ever feel.
If Lucifer touched you, it would be the last thing you'd feel. Ever.
So God assured you of this, did He? I’d say you’re making this up but I never think of you as imaginative.
We’re not saying it’s going to happen. We just want to know...
Theoretically...
If it’s possible.
The Cage is a can of worms you do not want to open. I believe this conversation is over.
Is it? Crowley, you know that the Darkness is going to pound on everything and that includes you.
Yeah. And you had a shot at taking her out when she was with you, but apparently you thought that sucking up was the way to go.
And that didn’t work out so well.
Because she chose you. And you couldn’t control your girlfriend. What happened in that room? Why did she insist on sparing you? What is she to you?
Wanna know what she is Crowley? How about God’s sister!
God’s sister? He has relatives? I had that kind of leverage under my thumb and I let it slip away?
Clearly, if Sam enters the Cage he’s gone. And yes, it’s on my bucket list, but now is not the time to be selfish. I need a secure site, a way to neutralize Lucifer’s powers.
In Hell?
Yes, in Hell! So we have a modicum of control. You think I want that abomination running amuck upstairs?
Is it possible to control the situation? Because if Sam’s not safe it’s not happening.
Goodness, mummy, loosen the grip. Theoretically, it’s possible, with challenges. I can arrange for transit into Hell. Opening the Cage, that’s another matter.
You’re the King of the joint. Don’t you have a key?
It was sealed by God Himself. Of course I don’t have a key! The mechanisms of divine manufacturer! I believe its secrets, along with the spells for warding Sam were recorded where many such mysteries are found: the Book of the Damned.
Oh, you’re not handing me over to them! [Sam and Dean] It’s beneath even you! They’re your enemies as well.
All right Rowena. We get it. We all enemies, okay. But right now we’ve got bigger fish to fry. Then we can go back to killing each other.
Ah, the chicken’s come home to roost. This ghastly force set free when the Mark was removed.
So, you know?
I’ve heard whispers. As bad as they say?
Well, let’s just say that everyone in this room might hold a piece of the puzzle to corking it back up.
Can this be true? His sister! In my day we’d all be burned at the stake for even thinking any of this!
You see then, Mother, the need for urgency.
Well, if my deciphering of the Book is so pivotal, I’d like to know what’s in it for me.
You mean, other than your life?
Speaking of which, I’ll make you a little deal, mummy. You pitch in like a good girl, I’ll call off my assassins. No more looking over your shoulder, for now.
I’ll need the Codex, of course. And the codebreaker Charlie devised.
Yeah, you’ll get limited access. Supervised.
We need to know exactly this: how to open the Cage and how to protect Sam once it is.
Just what’s in this Cage that’s so dangerous?
Lucifer.
Lucifer? The original Dark Prince?
Yes, an archangel so badass that he was personally dumped into the Cage by God Himself.
Well, let’s get to it then, lads.
I promised Dean I’d call.
I promised Lincoln a fun night at the theatre. Things change.
You misunderstand my purpose on Earth.
Well, do I misunderstand the people that you butchered in the park or that church?
I had to get His attention.
His?
God. I tried praying, calling out in need. He ignored me. He forced my hand. I had no other reason to harm His chosen. My issue is with my brother, not His creation.
Whatever the deal is between you two; whoever threw the first punch, whoever was Daddy’s favorite...
There was no Daddy.
Whatever. That mess is your mess. It’s between you two. You’re taking people’s lives. You’re taking their souls.
I consumed their souls. They aren’t gone. They’re a part of me and, in that way, they live forever.
My old friend, Crowley.
A mere acolyte, carrying your torch.
You’re too kind... to yourself.
Now that sis is here, God’s not the only circus in town.
Is she equal to Him in power?
Raw power? Sure. But she’s got none of the experience. God is a master strategist. That’s why you’re here.
And why is that?
Oh, because God needs me to help put the cat back in the bag. He can’t do it by Himself. Seen that movie.
What is it exactly that you want? When you make the world of bliss and peace, what’s in it for you?
What I deserve.
Which is?
Everything.
Everything?
I was the beginning and I will be the end. I will be all that there is.
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