I replaced your stupid apple.
With a tub of I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?
It tastes so much like butter.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Have you seen Felicity?
She's probably in Noel's room, getting some.
Getting some what?
A little R.A. ass, or whatever.
What?
She's doing the R.A.
Felicity?
I know. I didn't think she had it in her either.
You think I'm dating Noel to get an appliance?
I think you're dating Noel and getting an appliance.
Who told you that?
[about Meghan] That Halloween costume you live with.
Man, I had you pegged for this uptight, no-fun, like, follow-the-rules, kiss-ass bore.
Well, that's actually much closer to my personality.
The Tin Man's in your room?
Will you shut up?!
Sure.
We just hung out and listened to music.
Fine. Whatever. Just be careful… I heard he doesn't have a heart.
I guess we all have our own war stories, but they're meant to be shared, they have to be, because these stories, they're what bring us together, and... they keep us alive.
Not everybody's like you, all right? Crazy-sensitive and always judging everybody.
I don't always judge everybody... I always judge you.
If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving one be me.
I'm a big believer in the fact that the truth comes out whether you tell them or not.
He touched your teeth, it means something.
My teeth don't mean anything.
Don't you think he touched her teeth?
It was like a...flick.
I need your advice about men.
You need my advice about men?
Noel, you're giving me a speech.
It's a speech moment, you know.
You know what?!
What?
Maybe I AM a lovesick schoolgirl.
I'm not going to be your girlfriend.
Were you ever going to be my girlfriend?
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