SWSgt. Wu
Oh, cookie. Did you bring enough for everyone?
No
SWSgt. Wu
My mother made the best cookies on the block. She shared them with everyone and they *loved* her for it. [Hank just stares at him] All right, I'll go cookieless.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
This cop you sent down here is in really bad shape. I mean, he just walked in and collapsed, and his whole face looks like a volcano that's about to explode.
Are you sure you're okay?
SWSgt. Wu
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Don't remember much. I went to that shop like you wanted. Woke up here. Had some weird-ass dreams. Clearly, I'm going to need a facial.
[offering flowers] Now, I know it's not equal trade for my life. But I just wanted to say I'm glad you know how to clock a dude with a brick.
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Sing my precious little golden bird, sing! I have hung my golden slipper around your neck.
I have a bikram class at 6 a.m. and hot yoga on too-little sleep is how groin-pulls happen.
Look, I'm sorry. You know, this wasn't part of my weekend plans. Hey, how was hot yoga? You pull a groin or anything?
My groin is fine, thank you.
Molly, my girlfriend from high school, left me for a klaustreich, so I might be a wee bit riled up about them. He told her he loved her. He got her pregnant. She ended up delivering his litter at prom. Her parents were not thrilled.
I can't believe you remember what we had on our first date.
How can I forget that? That's the most expensive date I ever had in my life.
Not if you add in what happened after that.
Ooh. Yeah, or after that.
TSTimothy Steinkellner
Are you insane?
Well, I'm in the woods, I just cut a golden egg out of a girl's neck, you tell me.
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Forgive me for the evil I have done you; my mother drove me to it; it was done against my will.
It's got to be a potion of some kind. How else would a human fall in love with a hexenbiest? They're not exactly the lovable type.
Kinda hot, though. [Rosalee gives him a look] I mean, if you go for that obviously hot thing, because I don't.
SWSgt. Wu
Gentlemen... and you two as well. [Nick and Hank stare] Waits for laugh. Doesn't get it.
All I know is this is gonna get ugly.
CCatherine
Don't worry. You do ugly so well.
Adalind. I think it's time we settle our differences... violently.
I was doing just fine 'til I had a gun pressed to my neck by a man I've known nearly 20 years.
TWThomas Woolsey
It's nothing personal sir.
I know, Woolsey, but I'm taking it that way.
TWThomas Woolsey
No hard feelings, sir. Your privilege.
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