I picked up Chinese from Lotus, and - Got Voodoo doughnuts.
Ah, you are the best. [Reaches for the doughnuts]
Don't be such a cop. The doughnuts are for dessert.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You ever seen one of these?
Not up close, thank God. I think Jagerbars use these for disemboweling. Now I'm hungry.
What do you know about Jagerbars?
What am I, your personal Grimmopedia?
No, you're a Blutbad, and I'm assuming that Blutbaden know about Jagerbaden?
It's just Jagerbars.
Aunt Marie, right? Yeah, I couldn't sleep the last two nights thinking old aunt Marie was going to cut off my head and stick it on a lamppost. That's how my great grandma ended up, you know!
Remember who you are. Trust your instincts and nothing else.
DRDiane Rabe
We belong to organizations that protect native land from development. There's a lot of rich cultural heritage disappearing, and we're trying to protect what's left both locally and globally.
FRFrank Rabe
Honey, I think you're getting a little irrelevant
DRDiane Rabe
Well you have to respect your ancestors, right detective?
I had to respect mine, otherwise, I couldn't sit down for a week.
DDrew
Okay, let's see, we got kidnapping and attempted murder for Barry, Jason, and T.B.
Breaking and entering for Rocky and Gilda.
DDrew
Well, at least they weren't doing drugs.
So you do this for kicks? Break into homes, party hardy?
GDGilda Darner
We were just having fun.
Illegal fun.
TCTitle Card
"She'll sting you one day. Oh, ever so gently, so you hardly even feel it. 'Til you fall dead."
ESElliot Spinella
I was at the Howard Johnson in Eugene last night for this year's Oregon Beekeeper's Con.
Pretty crowded convention?
ESElliot Spinella
Well, there's twelve of us, actually.
Easy there Five-O, you called me, remember? Don’t you have a partner for this stuff?
Yeah, sure, because if I told him my two suspects turned into bees, he’d completely understand.
I don't need you for what you know, I need your nose.
Oh, I get it. So little Timmy’s stuck in a well, you need Lassie to come find him. You really know who to butter a guy up for a favor.
I’ve got a '77 Bordeaux in my truck.
I can maybe catch a scent...
[upon entering a dark house] This is so the part of the horror movie where the sidekick gets it!
Just stay close.
Tell me were are not going upstairs. [Nick keeps walking] Oh, we’re going upstairs!
Miss Schade…
Please, call me Adalind, all my friends do.
All your friends are dead.
Harper's bee man just buzzed me. Yeah, I went there.
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