You okay?
I'll live. You?
Fantastic. I think I just killed Death.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Sam: Wait a second. What do you mean, she saved you?
Dean: You were there. When the storm hit, everything went dark.
Yeah, but you just disappeared from the car.
I don't even remember that.
Well, I don't remember some woman pulling you out.
Well, what do you want me to say, okay? I was in the car, and then I wasn't in the car. I was in the field, and she was there.
And she told you she was The Darkness.
No. She was wearing a name tag. What do you think? She thanked me.
For what?
Setting her free.
You didn't set her free. I set her free.
Does it matter? I mean, yeah, you said the spell, but I had the Mark, so lock and key.
So, what, now she feels indebted to you or something?
I don't know. She's The Darkness. Does she feel anything?
And that's all she said? Thanks?
Yeah. She was weird. But she had this energy about her, this, this focus. But, yeah, not a talker.
So we know jack.
Well, we know what she looks like, and we know that she's evil. The question is, what does she know? I mean, she's been locked away since the beginning of time. Does she even know what a cheeseburger is? All I know is that we set her free, and we're gonna put her back in, no matter what it takes. (Dean gets in the car, which is still stuck down in the pothole.) What the... just gonna let me get in the car?
You were on a roll.
Well, now that you've said your thanks, let's talk about what happens next.
DThe Darkness
I like it here. With you. I haven't felt this peaceful in a long, long time.
Well, let's get something straight: I'm not here to bring you peace; I know what you are.
DThe Darkness
Really? I've been gone so long, I didn't think anyone remembered.
Well, Death painted a hell of a picture.
DThe Darkness
I don't know this "Death," and he doesn't know me.
(holding up a knife) So, are you saying I shouldn't try and kill you right now?
DThe Darkness
Am I saying that? Or are you?
Okay, your turn. Talk to us about The Darkness.
Castiel: Why would I talk about The Darkness?
Because it's free.
No, that can't be.
Removing the Mark opened some kind of lock. Dean saw her.
The Darkness is a woman?
Well, that's what we're asking you. We were hoping you could tell us what kind of Defcon screwed we are.
UDUnnamed demon
It's just, you barely escaped assassination, you're arguably on the run from the most powerful witch on earth, not to mention an angel of Heaven, and, uh...
Crowley: And, uh...?
UDUnnamed demon
Y-you didn't call for help until after the orgy?
Hmm. I apologize... for nothing.
Ah. Daddy's home. What?
UDUnnamed demon
Sir, there are rumors from Hell.
Rumors?
UDUnnamed demon
The Darkness has been released.
The Darkness? Please. Myth. It's a bedtime story. Something that daddy demons threaten toddler demons with to get them to eat their vegetables. Even if it was true, what's the concern? Darkness, King of Hell: natural allies.
UDUnnamed demon
It's just... something happened, sir... in the cage.
What?
UDUnnamed demon
Uh, they said it sounded like a frightened animal. All of Hell heard, like someone was going crazy. The rumor is that Michael or Lucifer... one of them is trying to warn us.
About The Darkness. Ridiculous.
UDUnnamed demon
Except... half of Hell is sort of freaking out, sir. What do we do?
JJenna
What about you and Sam? Are you gonna be okay?
Well, for us, the bar's pretty low. See ya.
Why am I... I asked for help.
EEfram
And I asked for a vessel that didn't have psoriasis. Crap happens.
You and Dean... dying and coming back again and again. The old Death thought it was funny. But now there's one hard, fast rule in this universe. What lives, dies. So the next time you or your brother bite it, well, you're not going to Heaven, Or Hell. One of us ― and, Lord, I hope it's me ― we're gonna make a mistake and toss you out into the Empty. And nothing comes back from that. I know you're dying. I can feel it. You're unclean in the biblical sense. So I'll be seeing you again, Sam. Seeing you real soon.
Really? Father Crowley? Really?
I'm sorry, aging, pathetic, has-been rock star. Did I offend your delicate sensibilities?
Alarms have been sounding in Heaven, Castiel. Alarms that haven't gone off in... ever. We don't even know what they mean.
Those alarms are for The Darkness.
The Darkness is a story.
No, it's not. It's real. The Darkness... it's been locked away since the dawn of creation. And now it's free.
God help us.
I wouldn't count on that.
Really?!
What?
We have no idea what ancient, world-shattering evil we're dealing with, but go right ahead! Let it know we're coming!
Oh, Dean. Adorable little Dean. I want that child, and I get what I want. You and Sam don't understand. I'm not your bloody sidekick! We've had some good times. So I'm gonna give you one chance, just one, to walk out that door, or I'm gonna take you apart atom by atom.
NNanny
Amara's a pretty name. Did you name her?
That's what the lovely Jenna called her, just before Amara sucked out her soul. What do we have her watching now?
NNanny
Hitler's Nuremberg speeches. We had them translated.
“How did this happen,” I kept asking myself. Witchcraft was a proud and adventurous calling. But the Grand Coven let it collapse in disgrace. Cowardly witches hiding in the shadows.
UWUnnamed witch
Well, we were being burned and hung by the thousands.
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