[B'Elanna is outraged over Seven collecting data on her and Tom's dating relationship.]
BEB'Elanna Tores
I want all the date you've collected.
I haven't completed the study.
Then study this. Borg provokes Klingon. Klingon breaks Borg nose.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[pleased to see her] Seven! Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
I have a date.
DDoctor
Think "Qapla"!
Think again.
(sung to Tuvok and crew to the tune of La donna è mobile)
Tuvok I understand,
you are a Vulcan man,
you have just gone without,
for seven years about.
Paris please find a way,
to load a hypospray,
I will give you the sign,
just aim for his behind.
Hormones are raging!
Synapses blazing!
It's all so veeeeeeeeeeeryy, illogical!
Illogical! Iiiiiiiiiiiill– Illogical!"
CComputer
Warning: Warp core breach a lot sooner than you think!
CComputer
Warning! Last chance to be a hero, Doctor. Get going!
What I wouldn't give now for a Whoopee Cushion
A What?
Ancient technology.
[Kisses The Doctor on the cheek] That was a platonic gesture. Do not expect me to pose for you.
[to Torres] I wouldn't take it personally. The Ferengi call it the five stages of acquisition: infatuation, justification, appropriation, obsession and resale.
BEB'Elanna Tores
I'm not sure how I feel about getting inside Tom's head.
Maybe you'll be able to explain a few things when you get back.
[to Tom] You'll need a few days to fully recover. Think you can manage to stay off your feet for that long?
If he doesn't, I'll break his legs.
Well, then, I'll leave you to B'Elanna's tender mercies.
There's no way that I'm going to be able to sleep knowing that Tuvok is lying here like this.
There have been rare cases in which comatose patients responded to external stimuli. Aromas, touch, voices.
So, you're saying that if I stay here and try to talk to Tuvok, I might be able to provoke some sort of response.
If anyone can provoke Tuvok, Mr. Neelix, it's you.
The Vulcan brain: a puzzle wrapped inside an enigma housed inside a cranium.
GGedrin
When it rains, do you run from doorway to doorway, trying to stay dry, getting wet all the while? Or do you just accept the fact that it's raining and walk with dignity?
I carry an umbrella.
[Kelly's final log entry and last words]
LJLt. John Kelly
Ares IV, mission record, October 25th. This has been a nice place to visit, but I'm ready to come home. I prepped the ion drive, channeled all the power from the thruster reserves into the main tank. I have enough fuel for one last engine burn. Wish me luck. Ignition sequence. Five, four, three, two... I'm losing pitch control! Gyros aren't responding. Power failure. I've gotta abort. I'm not gonna to make it. All systems go. Watch me, Dad. I'm flying. Poooooogh! Bad landing. Call a MedEvac team. John Kelly's first flight, not exactly A-OK. Remember that, Dad? Jumped off the roof with a parachute made out of blankets. I guess I didn't calculate the aerodynamics. Of course, I was only six. I guess this is John Kelly's last flight. This time, I can't blame it on pilot error. This time, no regrets. What I've seen proves we were right to come out here. We're not alone, I know that now. The module's losing power. I'm taking life support off-line. Re-routing whatever's left to the imager. Keep it running as long as possible. Mission Control... Dad... Whoever finds this... Do me a favor. Take all the data I've collected. Put it to good use. I hope you don't look at this as a failure. I don't. Actually, I do have one regret. I never found out who won the World Series. I'm tired. And I can't...
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