Tuvok(when giving a speech) "Father's father, father's mother, father's brother, mother's brother, fath- (scans PADD) suffice it to say, the list is extensive."
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
You're being called back to your life again, Neelix. Don't turn your back on it. We're your family now.
It's not enough.
It is for us. "His function on this crew is diverse." That's what Seven of Nine said about you. Even our Borg understands how important you are on this ship. It's not just the duties you perform. It's the way you make people feel when you're around.
That Neelix is gone
I don't think he is.
That little girl needs you, Neelix. Monsters in the replicator? Who else on this ship can handle that?
I'm a pilot, Harry, not a doctor.
Computer, display the design schematics of this ship, and list general specifications.
CComputer
USS Prometheus, experimental prototype designed for deep-space tactical assignments. Primary battle systems include regenerative shielding, ablative hull armour, multi-vector assault mode.
Multi-vector assault mode? Describe.
CComputer
Access to tactical data requires level 4 clearance.
What can you show me at MY clearance level!?
Computer, can I access this ship's EMH program... or do I need some kind of clearance for THAT, too?
Hand me the thrombic modulator.
[looks down at a variety of instruments] Umm..... mmm... [picks up a spherical one, activates it] Uhh?
[rolls eyes] It's the cone-shaped one. Hand it to me please... Medical science has made a few advances while you've been in the... Delta Quadrant, did you say?
That's right.
We don't use scalpels or leeches, anymore.
Hmm, no wonder, acute functional dyspepsia.
What's that?
Heartburn.
I've even had sexual relations.
Sex?! But how is that possible?! We're not equipped-
Let's just say I made an addition to my program.
Before you leave... perhaps you could download those sub-routines into my database?
[After seeing the EMH Mark II try to crawl into the Prometheus's Jeffries Tube backwards] Traditionally, one crawls in head first.
I hope your myriad of adventures included piloting lessons, because there's nothing in my program that would help us fly this thing.
I've had my share of piloting experience. Actually, only two lessons... and they were in a shuttle craft... on the holodeck--but I showed great intuition! [Looks around the bridge, confused] Where's the helm?
Stop breathing down my neck.
My breathing is merely a simulation.
So is my neck; stop it anyway!
Doctor, some...thing just went offline!
Specifically?
The secondary gyrodyne relays of the propulsion field intermatrix have depolarized!
In ENGLISH!
EMEHM Mark II
I am just reading what it says here!
CComputer
Specify attack pattern.
Attack pattern... Alpha?
CComputer
Specify target.
[The Doctor and the EMH Mark II exchange glances]
DEThe Doctor & the EMH Mark II
ROMULANS!
You hit the wrong ship!
It wasn't my fault.
Then whose fault was it, the torpedo's? You're supposed to tell it what to do!
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