Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Hi, Hercules. Seen Ten Cents?
I think he's up the River, Sweetheart. Why?
I'm waiting for him to refuel me. My gauge shows I'm pretty low!
Well, He'd better look after you, cause I'm bringing Vienna in on the night tide. If your light isn't on to guide her in, she doesn't come in!
What's Keeping Ten Cents? It's not like him…
Big shortage of fuel barges, all frozen up in Bigg City Port. They'll be here soon. Keep smiling M'dear.
I always do, Hercules…
If they want this barge; they can't have it. See?
No, no- You keep it, Zorran!
Yes. yes, you keep it!
I will. Right, Fill 'er up; Kerosene.
't'll Take a while in this cold.
Not an idea between us?
No bright ones, O.J..
Anybody got a stupid one then? Come on, say it. Might lead to something, you never know.
….I could set fire to my garbage.
What? What on earth for?!
Well, make a light for Vienna, wouldn't it?
I think that's a smashing idea.
[narrating] Just Lillie's approval was good enough for Warrior. The others stared, speechless, as he quickly towed his barge away and got himself alongside it, Revved his engine to full steam, to make sparks fly out of his stack.
How'd you get past that fire barge, Ten Cents?
Easy!
'Ere, what's up with you two?
Ah, well, we blocked them up the creek to save the fuel contract for you, Zorran!
We only went for the light barge!
Huh?! You IDIOTS! We needed that light here, didn't we? To get Vienna in, for US, as well as for Them. Now, what's this about a fire barge? Have you taken one from its station?!
We only jammed it a little way!
Well, get back up there quick before the Fire Chief gets there!
Fire Chief won't be pleased with you two! 'Ere, it'll take 'em all night to get that fire barge free.
Aye, it will, aye-aye. Maybe they should've thought of that when they jammed it in.
Why couldn't I have been a liner, I wonder?
'Cos you're not big enough.
You are silly, Warrior.
You're clear, Vienna! Bon voyage, Godspeed!
Aww, she really is lovely…
Yeah….
Goodnight, Vienna!
Goodnight, Vienna…
Take it easy, Sunshine!
[narrating] Big Mac had a healthy respect for logs.
Hey, this is a nasty jam, Big Mac.
Aye, could sink you. Logs don't care about no one.
Never thought there'd be this much trouble logging. Ah!
It's a tricky job. Logs have got to be roped just right: Not slack, but not too tight!
….Isn't tighter the better?
Ha, you'd think so, but too tight causes friction as they bob up and down and that creates heat and they can catch fire.
Huh?
And that'll happen here, if we can't get this jam shifted!
Aye. Wet logs catching fire… I can never get used to that.
Aye, always surprises me. Well, we'll have to keep at it.
Oi, Puffer, you in trouble?
No, you are, Ten Cents! Sunshine's trapped in a log jam!
OH! Where?!
Well, he's up at the lake!
Oh, right! I'm on my way! Thanks!
Good luck, old kid! You'll need it!
Naagh, Can't shift 'em, Sunshine, no matter what I do.
[coughs] Don't worry, I'm okay. The smoke from me stack seems a bit heavy though.
I'm afraid that smoke's not coming from your stack.
No, I, er- I didn't think it actually was.
I've gotta get you out of there, fast!
How long d'you think it'll be before it bursts into flames?
Never timed it!
(The logs start to heat up with fire around Sunshine, just then, Ten Cents arrives, whistling urgently.)
Ahh, Ten Cents!
Ohh, how'd this happen?
Never mind how, swing 'round and try to push the logs clear, we've got to get Sunshine out!
Hello!
Aw, no! It's Billy Shoepack with his dynamite!
Aw, tell him to clear off, Ten Cents. Flames and dynamite don't mix!
Look, get outta here Billy! One spark from this landing on your dynamite, and we could all go up!
'Hang on, Hang On, 'ow did you get in that mess?
[Sarcastically] On Purpose Shoepack, just for the fun of it. On yer way man!
[coughs] Haven't had such a bad cough, since me engine needed [cough] overhaulin'!
That sounds like Puffer. Great! Send him to Uptown, he's faster than the current'll carry the logs.
You're right, Sunshine, he'll get there first! Oi, Puffer! Warn Uptown that the log dam is broken, the logs are heading their way, it's an emergency!
Will do, but what can they do about it?
O.J.'s at Uptown, tell him!
Right. On my way, Ten Cents! A race against time… I'LL BEAT 'EM!
Look, don't stop for anything!
Which factory did you say, Warrior?
Captain Star said "take Little Ditcher to the demolition factory."
He meant the factory that's due for demolition. Hey, what's that? Puffer, what's up?
A mass of logs! On their way from the lake! Get downriver, fast! I've gotta get to Uptown Station to warn them!
Good heavens! In this current, they'll wreck the whole quayside and us as well!
Well then, let's stop 'em, right here!
Be sensible, Warrior! How?!
Well er, I'll stick Little Ditcher across the river, he'll put his spuds down on the riverbed, and he won't move.
No, I'll get smashed to bits instead!
Do you always fly at women at warp speed?
Only when they're in visual range.
[Talking to the replicator] Tomato soup.
There are 14 varieties of tomato soup available in this replicator: with rice, with vegetables, Bolian style, with pasta, plain...
Plain.
Specify hot or chilled.
[annoyed] Hot! Hot, plain, tomato soup!
Captain, there's something out there!
I need a better description than that, Mr. Kim!
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