Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Ah, that's what I call a good night's work! You're heading up-river, Sea Rogue?
Yeah. Thanks, Ten Cents.
Ah, that's all right. The least I could do.
Right then, we'd better move. Pirates are not welcome here.
Nonsense, you're no pirate!
Thank you all for your help.
Yes, thanks for everything.
Come on, old man, let's get you home.
Oh, that'll be nice…
(Noticeably sarcastically) Cor, Well, I dunno what we'd have done without your help.
Well… somebody had to flush them out, so, uh… we did.
We never really thought you stole the barges.
Oh no? Could've fooled me.
Weren't you just a little bit scared?
No… Nothing scares us, does it Zip? [he begins reversing, but Zip suddenly realises what's behind them]
Forward, Zug! Forward! The BARGE!!! [Zug hits the rigged barge, causing the flares to go off. The two tugs are startled and run off screaming]
Heh, They move pretty fast when they're not scared, eh?
They certainly do! ""[The Star Switchers both laugh]""
Ah, well, that's it, Lillie. Now you can show us the way home.
What would we do without you, eh?
Nice to be appreciated, boys. You'll be in the Regatta parade I suppose. I never see any of it from out here.
Pity, that…. We'll stick a light and foghorn on Sunshine and anchor him 'ere, so you can.
Hey, do you mind? I'm in the parade too, you know!
(sad) Mayday! Grampus, mayday!
What the? Lillie, you're…you're…!
I'm sinking, Grampus, sinking! Please help me, please!
Nasty hole, Lillie! Right on your Water Line!
There's an emergency! Lillie Lightship is sinking!
The Captain is correct! She is sinking! The Zeros can't help, so adjust yourselves to the problem, and get organised, okay?!
That's it. You'll have to forget the festivities for a while.
I say, this is an outrage!
This is an emergency job!
I see…
Now, listen carefully. I'm gonna lift Lillie a bit. Ten Cents, attach a line to Grampus, and on command, pull him out!
(quietly) Psst, oi. This might be your lucky day, Lillie. You might get to see the regatta!
Shh! Or everyone might think I did it deliberately.
Morning, Jack! Nice day for garbage.
There's no garbage today.
What do you mean no garbage today? There's heaps behind you!
No garbage today.
But I've gotta have garbage! You know; I've gotta have garbage. His Lordship needs garbage. We all need garbage!
It's the festival day or something, so there's no garbage!
Is that you, Warrior?
Er, yes, sir, It's me, sir.
Have You got Lord Stinker with you?
He's here, sir. Empty, and willing to work, sir.
There's no garbage today, right?
Well, er- I can see er- heaps. Er, Piles! Stacks! Er, mountains of garbage!
You see no garbage, Warrior! Jack'll tell you there is no garbage, eh, Jack?
There's no garbage.
Repeat after me, Warrior, there ain't no garbage!
There ain't no garbage…
Good! That is settled. Instead, today is Municipal Garbage Day, a festival of garbage!
Eh?
Municipal Garbage Day falls on the same day as the Bigg City Festival, so, to join in all the fun, we, the Garbage Corporation, are gonna' make our own barge float. No flowers or fancy bits, just prime, colourful garbage!
I don't believe this…
This is gonna take a very long time, so I'd cut your engine if I was you. Must get started now, heaps to do….
Things get stranger and stranger round 'ere! S'pose it is festival day.
Ahoy there! Ahoy! You there!
What do you want? We can't stop, I'm afraid, this load's urgent.
I quite understand, old man, but we are looking for one of our submarines. He is called; Grampus.
I ain't seen him since we left Lucky's Yard. He saved Lillie Lightship from sinking, so he's probably taking a well-deserved break somewhere.
Aha, that may be so, but he is one of ours, you know. He is not a civilian plaything!
Okay, Bluenose, that's enough. We haven't seen him so make wake, okay? My work's important.
Oh, your work's important! Pahaha! What you need, laddie, is a lesson in Naval discipline! (Grampus arrives) Aha, what has we here- What- [Grampus Squirts water in Bluenose's face] ooohh, What the-?!
They're going to blow me up, today.
Huh?!
That is correct!
What?! But he's been a hero out there with Lillie and you lot are going to blow him up?! That's some kind of thanks.
Ah, you civilian lot may not understand this, but us Naval types know when we are past it. Instead of rotting in some breaker's yard, we volunteer us for gunnery practice! Targets, you know!
But that's not fair! He's still a useful submarine, he does lots of things for us!
For you, maybe! For us, he's old and out of date! Now I can't stand around here jawing with you all day, my work's important. Big Mac will understand that, won't you, sir?
[Big Mac grunts]
Come on, Grampus! Back to base! Target practice at 1400 hours!
Yes Sir.
Grampus! Grampus, don't go! Dive and hide!
It's no use… They'd catch up with me again somewhere. Thanks for all the fun we've had together. Bye, Ten Cents. Bye!
Bye…
Listen, we can't let this happen. I'll handle the barges, you go off and find O.J., tell him about Grampus. He'll know what to do… We'll save our mate Grampus if it's the last thing we do!
Right, Big Mac!
Well Grampus, you've been a very good submarine. Haha, we're all sad to see you go. But as you know; the Navy's got no further use for such a small vessel.
Proud to have been of service, sir. Thank you. Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to time to think.
Hahaha, very well, and good luck, laddie.
(squirts one last salute of water as Bluenose leaves him) If the modern Navy's gonna' be like him, I'd be better off down with the fishes.
[TV version only] All guns ready for target practice! Stand by to fire at white flags!
What th-? Why are they parading out here? They're gonna' be in the line of fire! STAY CLEAR!
[TV version only] Ahoy, Tugs! Clear the area! Keep clear!
It's the destroyer, warning us we're in the danger zone!
Ignore it!
What, do you mean? And get a direct hit? No, thank you very much! THEY'RE GOING TO OPEN FIRE!
[TV version only] KEEP CLEAR!
Keep going, Top Hat! The more of us here, the safer we are!
Get clear! They're about to start firing!
Grampus, just do as I say. Give him a line, Ten Cents!
Alright, O.J.!
Big Mac'll leave the barge in your place. Let's hope all they see from that distance, is the target flags. Right! Keep moving!
The Navy's not going to like this! Just leave me here, or you'll all get into trouble! Please… Don't do it!
Hello, hello, hello! What's all this then? What's going on?
Clear off, Zorran. It's our business.
No, it's not! Deal's a deal! Ten Cents said he'd let us in on it!
No, I never!
You lot are up to something! And anyway, you owe us for two barges of timber. Move aside, Top Hat, and let me see.
Mind your own business, Zorran!
I am. This is my business, I'm looking for my timber!
Well, it isn't here! Just back off and leave us alone. All we've got 'ere is our float for the show.
[spots Grampus and laughs maliciously] Some float! Stealing government property, eh? Nice little number, boys, very nice. That's the 3rd crime to report. Captain Zero'll tell the Navy-
Move it, Zorran! Old boy.
Er, only a game, you understand, Hercules….
I know all about your games, Zorran. Beat it! And take your driftwood with you.
Oh, I'm going to. You'll hear about it from the Navy! Don't worry.
Yes, I'm off as well…. I wasted far too much time already!
Alright, m'dears, I don't think I'll wait around for answers. I want to be in the show, today, too! You can tell me all later. Now, where's Warrior got to…?
Warrior? Warrior?
Yes sir?
Let’s do a quick check. Barge completed with colourful oil drums and streamers? Yes. His lordship, spic and span? Yes. Jack, wearing colourful hat? Yes. Good! Well, that is it!
I just don’t believe this! What are they gonna' say when they see this junk heap?
Well, I like the banner; "Municipal Garbage wishes you all a happy day!"
Ha Ha, Warrior! You can go now, the Regatta's about to start! Just join it, and be proud of the Municipal Garbage Corporation, alright? On your way now, and good luck!
Thank you sir! It’s been, er, um, a most enjoyable day!
Nice job that, very nice job. I can enjoy my day, now. Good luck, Warrior!
Hello, everyone! This is the Princess Alice, welcoming you to the Annual Regatta! Thank you! Now, you know the drill! When the cannon fires, the parade will start! This year, Top Hat (from the Star fleet) will lead off! Enjoy yourselves! There goes Top Hat followed by shipmates O.J., Big Mac and Warrior, all towing splendid barges! They're followed by Zak from the Zero fleet, towing the corporation lightship! Here come Zip and Zug, the Zero switchers, towing a new upriver breakfast, wood and bananas! Ha ha, Following them comes a colourful group: Ten Cents and Sunshine towing Little Ditcher…AND Sally Seaplane! Hello, Sally! And Hercules, just by himself! Never mind, Hercules, maybe next year, OK? Coming from the famous Bridge Cafe, is Zorran, towing the loudest barge of the day! Nice music, guys! Very nice music! Well done, everyone! You all look splendid! The Princess Alice considers this to be the best year yet. This means…and hold it…Yes, that you've all won a prize! Okay, okay, thanks to you all. Now, enough parading; let's get this party going!
[narrating] When night time came, O.J. gathered all the other Star tugs around him outside Lucky's Yard. None of them really knew what was going on.
Alright, Lillie, do your bit!
[switches light on] Hello, boys! They repaired me in record time so I could see the Regatta. [gasp] You all look splendid!
Aw, thank you!
So do you!
Oi, it's Grampus! And he's got the Star flag!
They didn't blow me up today! The Navy sold me to Captain Star, so I'm one of you now!
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