Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on there badass. Lighten up. Why do you just assume I won't help?
Because you're a dickwad.
But I'm your dickwad. I have a special place in my... non-heart for you both, to which end ta-da! I would be tickled to help you pop this Biblical zit. To do it you are going to need one specific thing... Your old bud, the First Blade.
What?
As I said ain't life a bitch?
You, Moose, you’re the sane one. You on board with this?!
You want me to procure the most dangerous weapon on the planet for Dean Winchester, the man who goes mental every time he touches it? I thought you wanted to go for a beer, catch a film.
Okay look, the Blade may be powered down, but the Mark is not. I'm doing everything I can to keep it together. Now you think the body count around me is high right now? Wait till Hal takes over.
The first blade is back in play and Crowley is the one getting it? I don’t mean to be an alarmist but...
Yeah well you know us, when we screw ourselves, we like to go whole hog.
This would be the Crowley who let the blade turn Dean into a demon?
I don't have a choice, okay. I don't do this I'm down the rabbit hole; hear evil, see evil, do evil - the trifecta.
We have the first blade
Not here? Not on your person?
Not saying, so back to you what’s next?
This is where it gets kinda interesting.
Aha.
It’s very lonely here, and I have very little to do but think, and it occurred to me that you really need this mark taken off of you, and in order to do that you really need me. So here’s the deal, that first little tip I gave you, a freebie, just ‘cause you’re you. Every future step, they’re gonna cost you, big, oh and FYI there’s a bunch.
[Dean locks the rooms’ door]
What you doing there slugger?
I’m settling a score that’s taken way too long to settle. Oh and while I do that I’m gonna get some information, and I’m gonna enjoy every minute of it. [He picks up an angel blade] Because you’re going to tell me everything, all of it, and it ain’t gonna cost me a damn dime... slugger.
My morality is being judged by Dean Winchester? How many people have suffered and died because they believed in you? How many times have you lied to Sam, including, oh by the way, when he was possessed by an angel? And you say, 'oh well it's all for the greater good' but lately buddy, that greater good thing went away didn't it? Now people die because you want them to. [Dean punches Metatron] Good Dean, go darker. [Dean punches Metatron] Go deeper. [Dean punches Metatron repeatedly] Surely you noticed every time you respond, when the Mark gets you all twitchy, you fall deeper under its spell. You think roughing up a few demons or humans makes it worse? Try messing with the Scribe of God, bucko!
And then Kevin's death all on you, you put him in harms way and kept him there. Gadreel possessing Sam, who was it who tricked Sam into letting him in? And then my personal favorite - Dean Winchester. Whose entire existence is defined by a war on the dark and monstrous, bromancing his way around the country with the King of Hell!
[Dean punches Metatron]
Let’s try this again. What is, the next step?!
What is it you humans say so inelegantly? Oh yes, ‘go screw yourself’
He said the river ends at the source.
What does that mean?
Maybe nothin'. It was the last thing he said before you guys busted in.
Dean, look man we had to...
Hey, no I get it, alright. I was going to kill him, and I couldn't stop myself.
We'll figure it out alright. Remember what Cas said about needing a powerful force?
Yeah so?
So, I've been thinking, look. Cain still has the Mark right? And he's lived with it, for years he's lived with it. So yeah, the Mark is strong, but Dean maybe there's a part of you that wants to give into it, and maybe you have to fight that, you know? Maybe part of that powerful force has to be you.
Sooner we get rid of this demonic tramp stamp, I am back on the booze, burgers... and more booze.
What are you saying Charlie tortured someone? Our Charlie, yay high? Wouldn't hurt a hobbit, practically sparkles.
And let me just tell you being good is really annoying. Normally at a place like this, I'd be pounding Harvey Wallbangers and checking out the bartender's ass. Now all I wanna do is sip club sodas and send her to college.
Charlie... Lets talk about this.
You Winchester boys and your talk. Blah blah blah repressed feelings. Blah blah blah passive aggression.
We are going to fix this. I'm not letting what happened to me happen to you.
But it's already happened.
Cain found a way to live with it.
Yeah, after centuries of murder.
Yeah well, there's one thing you have that he didn't. You're a Winchester. I forgive you Dean.
Yeah well, I don't.
I know, kinda your move. How's that working out for you?
I'm so sorry kiddo.
Then prove it.
What did Cas say?
Err Good news, bad news. Bad news, he discovered riverboat gambling. Good news, he thinks he might be closing in on Cain.
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