I'll tell you right now: there's no way I'm wearing the Robin suit.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
TATalia al Ghul
Ra's al Ghul was a man of many contrasts. Leader, environmentalist-
Sociopath.
[Talia brings up her ear, indicating she heard that]
Sorry.
RSRa's al Ghul
You always were the perfect specimen, Detective. Even old age has not softened you as much as I had feared.
I should have known you'd cheat death again, Ra's.
RSRa's al Ghul
I don't cheat death, I master it. Though I assure you, this time my longevity comes at a price most dear.
Talia...
RSRa's al Ghul
I did indeed survive our last battle, but my body was broken far beyond the pit's powers to heal. In order to save my life, I called upon Talia to undertake the ultimate act of loyalty.
[outraged] You sacrificed her! Your own daughter!
RSRa's al Ghul
I did what I had to do. At the time, this computer could only imprint my thoughts and memories on a close genetic match. But now this youthful form has served its purpose. I must move on to a new host body: yours!
[sarcastically] Sure, Ra's, why not? Anything to hold off the Grim Reaper another few seconds. [contemptuous] I take it back. You don't cheat death - you whimper in fear of it.
RSRa's al Ghul
SILENCE! [slaps Bruce]
And you hit like a girl.
RSRa's al Ghul
Don't waste your contempt on me, Detective. When Talia offered you youth again, you fairly drooled to take it. A simple blow to your ego. That staged incident with the flat tire was all I needed to ensnare you.
I guess for a moment I was as weak as you, Ra's!
RSRa's al Ghul
This computer will finally still that insolent tongue. I've refined it so I no longer need a genetic match. Your brainwaves will be purged as mine are implanted in their place. I shall return to Gotham in your stead, bringing with me proof, both written and genetic, that I am the long forgotten son of Bruce Wayne and Talia. How ironic that your company and holdings will fund my new empire.
[Batman slices through the machine with Batarangs, stopping the process]
RSRa's al Ghul
No!
Lady, that is the sickest thing I've ever seen. You're creeping me out!
You?! She kissed me!
[Ra's compound has just exploded and he, in Talia's body, was inside]
I'm going back! Maybe I can still save-
[grabs his shoulder] Whatever was in there died years ago.
[about Talia] She was a very special woman.
The special woman?
You going on patrol at some point tonight?
[turns and walks away, donning his cowl] See you in the morning.
[Bruce looks at the screen with Talia's picture]
Rest well, beloved.
Did you hear a scream?
Hey, it's Gotham City. That's practically our theme song.
FFulton
[calling after the escaped gorilla] Fingers!
Fingers?
FFulton
My kids named him.
Why can't you leave us alone? What have we ever done to you?
TDTaxi Driver
It must be hot in that costume.
You get used to it.
She was my mother!
JVJames Van Dyle
To me, she was just another gorilla.
He's a kindred spirit if I've ever seen one.
Good to see you, Bruce.
It's been a while.
You seem to be holding up pretty well.
I could use some of that Kryptonian DNA.
You'll outlive us all, Bruce. You're too stubborn to die.
[looks at Terry] What are you smiling at?
Nothing.
Stick with Warhawk. He needs your help.
[sarcastically] Right. Warhawk. My good buddy.
Well, maybe Aquagirl. But I had to save her life to win her over.
That's one way to make friends.
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