[Batman got shot by a lazer gun on the chest and a batarang hit Eldon Michaels's gun away from his hand]
Ow! That hurt!
"Ow! That hurt?"
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What this, a word processor?
It's a TYPEWRITER. IT belonged to Philip K. Dick, the greatest writer who ever lived?
You're a writer?
Well duh!
It's not easy to give up being God.
I guess you'd know.
It all started a long, long time ago, in a cosmos far from Earth...
You know, we did do detective work before there was a net.
SDr. Stanton
It sounds to me that Mr. Wayne really does respect you but that he has a hard time showing it.
Why do you think that is?
SDr. Stanton
Maybe some trauma in his past.
Why weren't you watching your back?
I was too busy watching my front. Am I supposed to have eyes everywhere?
Only if you want to live to a ripe old age.
You don't make it sound too inviting.
PPayback
You're a mean old man, you know that?
Mm-hmm. And what are you?
PPayback
I'm your worst nightmare!
You have no idea what my nightmares are like.
By the way, exactly what did you say in that group to get Payback so mad at me? You must've given quite a convincing performance.
Who said anything about performing?
So what'd you think of it, Howard?
HGHoward Groote
Been there, done that.
He was talking about the movie, Howard, not the snack bar.
Have you seen anything?
No.
Then why do I need you?
Have you seen anything? [Bruce scowls]
I'm staying. I want to find Terry, too.
Go home.
Make me.
[Bruce stares]
Who do you want to be?
Maybe Blight or Spellbinder. Or somebody in the Royal Flush Gang.
Are you serious?
Hey, they did what they wanted and didn't let anyone tell them what to do!
What are you doing?
My explosives.
You sure this is going to work? I mean, if you use too much you could blow up...
You think Blight would've worried about something like that?
I don't even know your name.
It's "Dak."
Dak? It sounds like a throat lozenge.
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