Okay, Casper. I can't believe I'm saying this, but you want Nelson, you have to go through me.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What do you need to contact a dead guy for? Wouldn't you rather have a live one...Like me?
[girls move the ouija board to no]
CCChelsea Cunningham
The board has spoken, creep!
[The girls laugh]
Oh yeah? [kicks the board away] Well, now Nelson has spoken.
Where have you been for the last two weeks? In a cave?
Umm... [shrugs]
An invisible boy in the girl's locker room. Why didn't I think of that?
What?
Uh... never mind.
These people believe that anything they can't explain is magic.
And naturally you don't believe in that kind of thing.
Of course I do. I've seen it all. Demons, witchboys, immortals, zombies... but this thing, I dunno, it just feels so... so high school.
What are you saying? That I snuck out of juvie and paid the school a visit?
In a way.
[looks kind of surprised for a second and turns away] I don't know what you're talking about.
[sarcastically] I'm sure. [throws a glass of water at Willie and it stops in midair as Willie sees it coming towards him] That incident at the pier. It left you with some kind of psychokinetic ability, didn't it?
A gift from my friend, the GoLeM.
[talking about Willie Watt] He's drawn to the school, it's an obsession.
Your area of expertise.
[after Barbara has closed the school]
You're a hero to my people.
You better be right about this one, kid.
How did you know Robin would get there in time to save you?
I didn't.
Then for all you knew, you were walking into a trap with no way out.
Sometimes you have to.
[Ollie using the "Fork")
OOllie
[muffled] Much better.
[over the phone]
You're out of your mind!
Duh!
He wants Batman. That's his price.
If he wants Batman, he can have me.
[watching the ungrateful citizens demand that Batman surrender himself to Shriek on the news]
Spineless fools.
This isn't how I wanted it! You were supposed to give yourself up to me!
You should have gotten it in writing!
I wouldn't blame you if you stayed home. Not after what all those ingrates have been saying.
I didn't get into this for gratitude. I have a feeling you didn't either.
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