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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
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Turn it up!
What's the matter, boys? Cold feet?
FREEZE!
Been there, done that...
[Magma wrecks a police car]
Hey! That's police property!
You tell him!
Aww, those guys are twips. Batman rips!
Please, turn it off!
No.
But the whole city will become a hot zone! You're crazy!
I believe your words were "dangerously psychotic."
We are what you made us.
Party's over!
I've gotta shut that thing off! Thousands of people will die! Magma! Dr. Morgan, you can't let that happen! You're a hero, remember?
No. I'm an accident. Real heroes, they make a choice. I never did.
Satisfied?
[distraught] No. You don't understand, I was their friend.
[disgusted] Right.
That theatre. It was where my parents and I went the night they were...
[about Crime Alley] I'd think you'd want it to be torn down, so after all these years you could finally forget.
Do you want to forget what happened to your father?
The police are after me. I'm a wanted man! I cannot go back to my lab again! And it's all your fault!
[Prepares to activate suit]
That's not going to help.
No, but it'll make me feel better.
You should be feeling fine anyway.
And why is that?!
Because your costume gives you power. Real power. Ever had that before?
No. Not really.
It's no small thing. Trust me.
But I can't show my face anymore! Or use my name!
The face is no loss, and if you miss your name, I'll give you another one. One that fits your new persona. [pauses in thought] "Shriek".
"Shriek"?
Not a friendly name, I grant you. But take it from me: it's better to be feared than loved.
Shriek...
Now go forth and do damage. But don't forget: you still owe me Bruce Wayne.
What if Batman gets in my way again?
Kill him.
Okay, we know it's some kind of sound generator. So now what?
[Put the evidence into a scanner]
Computer. Analyze the metal this thing is made of. [Pause] Computer?
Incorrect command.
Uh.. do the thing where you figure out what's it made of.
Request for spectrographic analysis.
Uh.. huh.. that's it. What you said.
Analysis proceeding.
Age can do tragic things to a person. But Wayne will be in the best of hands. Mine. Who else could take care for Wayne? He has no wife, no children...
Me. I could do it.
Awfully young, aren't you?
Awfully slimy, aren't you?
Careful, the courts are very strict about slander.
Oh, yeah? Then let's see how they handle assault!
[Terry attempts to attack Derek but is restrained by the doctors]
You should know something about the psych ward here: there's always room for one more!
Tell me something - why were you so sure those voices weren't coming from you?
Well, first, I know I'm not psychotic.
I hope your other reason is more convincing.
The voice kept calling me "Bruce." In my mind, that's not what I call myself.
What do you call yourself? [Bruce just looks at him for a moment] Oh, yeah. I suppose you would. [Batman voice] But that's my name now.
Tell that to my subconscious.
[holding a harpoon] Mine's bigger than yours.
All the money in the world and not an ounce of refinement.
You'll get another one soon enough. And you won't have to steal for it.
Yeah, she earns hers the old fashioned way.
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