Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
What are they doing?
Oh, uh they're rehearsing the "B.M." scene.
The bowel movement scene?
No, the boy melodrama scene... You know the scene where the boys get together and their driving or leaning against Baby, drinking a beer, sharing their feelings. The two of them alone, but together -- bonded, united, the power of their-
Why are they standing so close together?
Reasons.
You know they're brothers, right?
Well duh. But subtext.
Why don't you take a sub-step back, ladies!
We do explore the nature of Destiel in Act Two.
Wha-- what's Destiel?
You know, Dean-slash-Castiel. I mean, it's all subtext, but you can't spell subtext without S-E-X.
[glares at the camera]
Alright, Shakespeare. You know that I can actually tell you what really happened with Sam and Dean. A friend of mine hooked me up with the unpublished-unpublished books. So, Sam came back from Hell, but without his soul, and Cas brought in a bunch of Leviathans from Purgatory. They lost Bobby, and then Cas and Dean got stuck in Purgatory... Sam hit a dog. Uh, they met a prophet named Kevin; they lost him too. Then Sam underwent a series of trials in an attempt to close the Gates of Hell, which nearly cost him his life. And Dean... he became a demon. A Knight of Hell actually.
Wow.
Yup.
That is some of the worst fan-fiction I have ever heard. I mean, seriously, where did your friend find this garbage? And not saying that ours is a masterpiece or anything, but jeez. I'll have to send you some links later.
Destiel? Shouldn't it be Dee-stiel? And what about Sastiel? Samstiel?
Casdean?
Shut your face. Get in the car.
Yeah. You're right. If Sam and Dean were real, they wouldn't back down from a fight, especially my sweet, brave, selfless Sam. There's nothing he can't do.
Okay, we're through the looking glass here people. Prep the wendigo set, let's prep the priest costumes, and Sarah get our understudies into hair and make-up.
Dean? You never should've thrown this away.
[hands him the Samulet prop]
It never really worked. I don't need a symbol to remind me how I feel about my brother.
Hi. Thank you so much for coming, I know the second act is a little bit wonky and the first act has some issues, but... what did you think?
Not bad.
Wow, think we're a little under dressed? I mean the fed threads are in the trunk.
Are you kidding me, for once we don't have to wear suits. You're lucky my waistband is not elastic.
All right cold spots it is, you stay here and keep an eye on Mrs. Peacock and, uh Colonel Mustard. I'll sniff around.
Well Sam, I'll let you in on a little secret. We don't really like each other... But then what family does?
Mine does. For the most part, it's just my brother and me.
Husband and wife tag-team killer ghosts.
Gotta keep the marriage alive somehow.
Well, well, well what do we have here? What'cha doing snooping these halls? Up to no good? Why don't we get up to no good together? You know they say women just get better with age, like a fine wine or a cheese.
I-I, um, I'm lactose intolerant.
Cut the crap Wadsworth. What are you doing hiding dead maids in secret rooms?
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