Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Master Billy Quizboy [After re-attaching Dr. Venture's arm]: Oh yeah, it's a musical. you never get to see anything! Well, you're good as new, Dr. Venture. Don't lift anything for a while or your arm might fall off.
Really?
No, I'm joking. But seriously, don't lift anything for a while... because your arm could fall off.
The Ventures crash land in Ünderland. Baron Ünderbheit captures them, obsessed with taking revenge on Dr. Venture, but mistakes Dean for a woman. Brock, Hank, and Dr. Venture are meanwhile rescued by Catclops and Girl Hitler's underground resistance group.
Henry Alan Venture! Are you hearing this? What do you have to say for yourself?
(in a low voice) I am the Bat.
Yes, yes, you're "The Bat!" And the Bat is the reason we didn't take best costume, mister, again! Last year it was Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Cowardly Lion and "The Bat!" Oh and how about the time we were the hard rocking quartet of Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Ace Frehley, and the Bat?!
The night is mine!
Sell it somewhere else, Hank. It's not me you should be apologizing to. Poor Brock spent a month sewing his group theme appropriate costume.
(normal voice) That's probably why he won best costume.
What, is that sass I hear? (sarcastically) Oh, look everybody! Hank's back!
Ow!
What's the matter?
My tongue keeps getting caught in the mouth slit.
Don't stick it in the slit then.
I can't help it! It's maddening.
He's here, your graciousness!
Dr. Venture, your...
Say it again and it will be your last... time... saying his name.
Ooh, my sweet little Rusty, how many years have I longed for this moment? How many years has it been since... COLLEGE!?!
Say hello to goodbye, Dr. Venture!
(The X-1 is going down)
(in the fetal position)I'm the bat I'm the bat I'm the bat I'm the bat...
Lock down auxiliary power!
Gotta make it to the border!!
Chewie, lock down auxiliary power!
(The X-1 is crash landing)
Minefield, minefield!
I SEE IT!!
Everybody into the black box! It's indestructible!
(after the X-1 crashes)
Yeah, pretty sure my scoliosis is going the other way now.
My butt won't stop making a fist!
At least you have one.
You're blessed with your father's ass, Dean. Learn to love stadium cushions. I told you to lock down...
We don't have auxiliary power!!!
(Brock Samson has just handed Doctor Venture a tooth containing arsenic)
Don't take all of it.
Or else what? I'll accidentally overdose on poison?
(Hank scouts around the corner and sees several Underland Guardsman. He silently gives Brock a complex series of commando-style code gestures)
You have no idea what that means, do you?
Sure I do!
You're just having fun with your hands, aren't you?
No...
Brock! Questioning?
That's the one.
(grabs the guard) WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR? (guard spins and locks Hank) Ow!
We know that part, Hank. Like this. (grabs guard's groin, guard screams in pain) Where's the wedding be held? Talk!
Go ahead! The pain will be nothing compared to what the master will do to me if I betray him! (Brock clenches tighter, screams more) This is still nothing compared to what the master... (Brock appears shocked) What?
...Nothin'.
No, what?
I, uh... I don't- I don't know how to tell you this but I... feel a, uh... a lump.
Are you serious?
Yeah... I'm so sorry, man.
Oh. Oh god. Ooooh god.
Yeah, I just feel awful...
How do you think I feel?
Yeah, yeah, maybe uh... we should uh...
I... I must go to my wife.
Yeah, yeah. You should do that. (Venture points in the opposite direction) Hey, uh, I know it's a bad time to ask and all but...
The wedding. Yeah. Yeah, fine. I don't care anymore. It's in the observatory, on a flight up, through this door. (Hank moves behind guard and gives him a wedgie)
HANK!!
Well I didn't get to do anything!!
(Team Venture has been brought to Baron Ünderbheit's laboratory under guard)
What are they doing here? Put them in the holding cells while I decide how they are to die!
We don't... we don't have holding cells, Your Thoughtfulness.
No holding...! Fine. Put them in... the pantry.
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