First time I touched that Blade...I knew. I knew that I wouldn't be stopped. I knew I would take down Abaddon and anything else if I had to. And it wasn't a hero thing. You know, it wasn't... It was just calm. I knew. And I had to go it alone, Sammy.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Look...I'm glad it worked out, okay? I am. And I'm glad the Blade gives you strength or calm or whatever, but, Dean, I got to say... I'm starting to think the Blade is doing something else, too.
Yeah? Like what?
I don't know. Like, something to you. Look... I'm thinking until we know for sure that we're gonna kill off Crowley, why don't we store the Blade somewhere distant? Lock it up somewhere safe? Okay?
No.
He's a weird, dorky, little guy. But he happens to have an army of Angels behind him, and, even though I hate to say it, if we're gonna take a shot at Metatron, they might be useful.
Uh...just a second!
[A second later, Gadreel enters. Metatron glares at him.]
I gave you a second.
You are such an...angel sometimes. What do you want?
Uh, roll call? You hold, uh, roll call?
They like to hear me say their names.
I know a couple of women like that.
It's Enochian. I believe it's some sort of riddle. "Why is six afraid of seven?" Now, I assume it's because seven is a prime number, and prime numbers can be intimidating.
[bemused] It's because seven eight nine.
[The door opens with a loud creak]
It's wordplay. And the answer is the key, like the doors of Durin in "Lord of the Rings."
Wait a second. You know about "The Lord of the Rings?"
I'm very pop-culture savvy now.
So, Dean, uh...are we gonna talk about this, or what?
About what? Yeah, I lied, but you were being an infant.
Wow. Even for you, that apology sucked.
Oh, I'm not apologizing. I'm telling you how it's gonna be.
Dean, that Blade...
That Blade's the only thing that can kill Metatron, and I am the only one who can use it...so from here on out, I'm calling the shots. Capisce? Look, until I jam that Blade through that douchebag's heart, we are not a team. This is a dictatorship. Now, you don't have to like it, but that's how it's gonna be.
Cas, you just gave up an entire army for one guy. No, there's no way that you blew those people away.
You really believe we three will be enough?
We always have been.
Something is wrong with you, Dean. And until we figure out what, this is where you have to stay.
And you two are gonna do what? Take on Metatron yourselves? That's smart. Oh, no, wait. No, you... [motions to Castiel] you lost your Angel army. And you... [motions to Sam] now you're trying to lock up the one guy who has a shot at killing the son of a bitch?! Hell of a plan, fellas!
Love, if I wanted a soapy massage from Dr. Phil, I would have hit 3 on the speed dial, all right?
What the hell's happening to me, you son of a bitch?
Liquor before beer, bad taco? How should I know?
You never get tired of the rat race? Never get the urge to just...bugger off and howl at the moon? Never ask yourself, "is this it? Is this all there is?" I kicked human blood, you know.
Oh, so you're full-metal douche again. Well, that's fantastic. Would you like a stuffed bear?
How's hell, Crowley?
Hell's fine. Hell's like a Swiss watch. Don't worry about hell. Hell's complicated.
"Game of Thrones" is complicated. Shower sex... that's complicated. Hell ain't complicated. Your problem ain't hell. It's you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You're not gonna eat your food?
Not hungry.
The door to heaven is in a playground?
Guarded by two of Metatron's most loyal. I recruited them myself. So, you said you had a plan... How we might convince them to let us pass.
[pulls out handcuffs] Wookiee.
[looks very confused] Brother, I have no idea what that means.
It's a reference to a very popular film that... never mind.
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