Allow me to entertain you with today’s list of priorities. One, unlink your friend Sophie so she no longer controls the fate of the woman carrying my child. Two, convince my brother to accept my heartfelt apologies for some recently dodgy behavior. Three: there is no three.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
(walking into the library, as everyone has a book in their hands) So this is what you do the first time we’re back together as a family? Vampire Book Club?
AAgnes
You made a deal with him?
After what you did to Sean, I'd deal with the devil himself just to see you suffer.
(to Elijah) Don't for a second compare yourself to Klaus.
You think I'm normal? I'm a 16 year old witch living in a church attic like some kind of freak.
I'm a gay club kid who died and came back as a vampire. Yeah, normal's kind of relative, you know?
Forgive me. Thought you were in danger. It appears I was mistaken.
You will not believe the crap day that I'm having.
A coven of psycho witches want to sacrifice me in a blood ritual.
Oh, wow. Okay...sorry?
(to Rebekah) If you think that I'd ever in a thousand years do anything to hurt you, then you got me confused with Klaus.
TTyler
What makes you think I'm afraid to die?
You do realize they can hear you.
You do realize I don't care.
(to Elijah, about Hayley) She's adored you since she arrived and now my child, my blood will grow up to call you father.
Is that what it is? You are once again worried that you will be left behind? Has history taught you nothing? We don't abandon you, Nik. You drive us away!
In the one moment when you two could have chosen to stand by me, to believe in me, believe my intentions for my own child were pure, you chose to stand against me. To side with my enemies. I wanted our home back, and now I have it. So I'm going to live there. And the two of you can stay together here and rot.
Why are you trying to put together your family when it's so clear that one part of it is broken?
The definition of the word broken suggests that something can be fixed.
(to Elijah, about his delirium) So you're having weird, retro sex dreams. Get over it. I'm staying.
It is ironic discussing free will with a mind-controlling vampire.
(to Klaus) Rebekah's out to get you. Elijah's out to get you. Is there anyone who isn't plotting your downfall? I doubt you trust your own reflection.
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