How'd you get this number?
[On Phone] Ah, first things first... what are you wearing?
Oh, okay, hanging up now. Hang up.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I'm sexting you an address.
What the hell are you doing, Crowley?
Oh, Moosie, isn't it obvious? I'm killing everyone you've ever saved -- the damsels in distress, the innocent whipper-snappers, the would-be vampire chow -- all of them.
Son of a bitch!
Son of a witch, actually. My mommy taught me a few tricks.
What's the line? "Saving people, hunting things. The family business."
What was He like?
Who? (looks up) God? Pretty much what you'd expect, really. Gruff, larger than life, bit of a sexist, but fair! Eminently fair. (looks at Castiel firmly) The Nephilim was a monster, Castiel.
...and the next Trial?
(points across road) Across the street. His name's Dwight Charles. I've bee listening in on the angel radio. Cupid's frequency actually. And he is the next on their list.
A list?
To do the horizontal mumbo. Slap-buddies. (Castiel is confused) To find love! He is going to be zinged by Cupid's arrow within twenty-four hours, which is good for us, because the Second Trial is retrieving Cupid's Bow.
No killing?
No killing.
(The brothers are doing a deal with Crowley)
Hello boys. What's that old expression? Success has many fathers, failure is a Winchester. Where's the stone?
You show us yours, and we'll show you ours.
Really Dean, I'm trying to conduct a professional deal here, and you want to talk dangley bits? THE STONE! (Sam shows him their tablet) Wow, wow, slowly! There she is. (he shows them his tablet)
And the contract? (Crowley throws an extremely long piece of parchment) Yeah, I'm sure there's no hidden agendas in there!
The highlights: We swap tablets, and you stand down from the Trials forever.
And you stop killing everyone we've ever saved.
Agreed. (Dean pulls out a pen) Uh, uh, uh, nice try squirrel. Moose is doing his Trials, Moose signs.
No, he's not signing anything until I read the fine print!
No, I can read it!
You wanted me here, I'm here. But I'll be damned if I'll let him screw us even more!
What's this? Trouble in paradise?
Oh what, and leave you here with the King of Hell?
[The church doors burst open as Abaddon enters.]
Hello, boys.
That's my line.
You did good back there, Moose. Yeah, I'll deny it i-if you ever quote me... but- but, man. I'm proud of you.
[picks up a spray-paint can] Thanks.
Hold on. Uh, w-what's that?
It's what it looks like. [Sam sprays over the gap in the Devil's Trap]
Are you joking? I just saved your life.
[Chuckles] Seriously?
"Seriously?" Me, "Seriously?" We just shared a foxhole, you and I! We beat back the Tet Offensive, outrun the... the Rape of Nanking, together! And still you're going to do me like this?!
[Sam injects Crowley a sixth time]
[Crowley winces] Aah! Aah!.. "Band of Brothers"? "The Pacific"? None of this means anything to you?! All those motels, you never once watched HBO? Not once?! "Girls"!
[Sam looks at Crowley with a confused look]
You're my Marnie, Moose. A-and Hannah, she just.. she needs to be loved. She deserves it. Don't we all? You, me? We deserve to be loved. [Shouts]I deserve to be loved!!!!
[softly] I just want to be loved...
[really confused] What?
What?
[Dean holds his hands up, walks slowly toward Sam.]
Easy there. Okay. Just take it easy. We got a slight change of plan.
What? What's going on? Where's Cas?!
Metatron lied. You finish this trial, you're dead, Sam.
So?
I can't do it with out you
You can barely do it with me. I mean, you think I screw up everything I try. You think I need a chaperone, remember?
Come on, man. That's not what I meant.
No it's exactly what you meant.
You want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down. I can't do that again!
Sam...
[Starts to tear up] What happens when you've decided I can't be trusted again? I mean, who are you gonna turn to next time instead of me? Another angel, another... another vampire? Do you have any idea what it feels like to watch your brother just...
Hold on, hold on! [Sam cries a bit more] You seriously think that? Because none of it... none of it... is true. Listen, man, I know we've had our disagreements, okay? Hell, I know I've said some junk that set you back on your heels. But, Sammy...come on. I killed Benny to save you. I'm willing to let this bastard and all the sons of bitches that killed mom walk because of you. Don't you dare think that there is anything, past or present, that I would put in front of you! It has never been like that, ever! I need you to see that. I'm begging you.
How do I stop?
[Dean starts walking towards Sam] Just let it go.
I can't.. It's in me, Dean. You don't know what this feels like.
Hey, listen.. We will figure it out, okay? Just like we always do... Come on.
You’re a doctor. You’re a medical professional. You’re trying to tell me that my brother’s life is in God’s hands? What, is that supposed to be a comfort? God has nothing to do with this equation at all.
Just because you’re dying doesn't mean you’re dead, not yet, OK? We have jimmied ourselves out of worse. We’re gonna fight this. I got the plan, you just need to hang on.
If you’re you, but you’re really me, and you’re the part of me that wants to fight to live.
Yes. I have no idea what you just said, but continue.
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