You know, this once happened to me when I was on Broadway. I auditioned for a play called The Heiress and the director was...shockingly bold.
What did you do?
Well, I told his wife! And that put an end to it right then and there!
So you got the part?
Heavens, no. The show was cancelled. Turns out his dear wife actually was an heiress; she was bankrolling the entire production.
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I heard what happened. The man who wrote those lies can't be allowed to get away with it.
I couldn't agree with you more.
I think it's very brave of you to stand and fight.
Hello?... We just dropped by to bring you some cookies for your journey tomorrow.
Thank you, that's very thoughtful of you.
That awful school superintendent, it's just unthinkable.
You must do what it takes to clear the record, my dear. The children here need you.
They certainly do.
Well, I need them, too.
