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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

But the medical examiner said his body showed clear signs that he was killed by belladonna.

DCDean and Charlie

The porn star?

The poison.

I'm noticing a lot of these maidens are checking you out.

What? I can't shut this down. It's good to be the queen.

Dudes time traveling through motel room closets, that's what we've come to?

HWHenry Winchester

You're also Winchesters. As long as we're alive, there's always hope. I didn't know my son as a man, but having met you two, I know I would have been proud of him.

TTorvald

(defiantly) Long Live The Thule! (the Golem snaps his neck)

Or not!

SDSam and Dean

[they set a body on fire to cremate it]

AAaron

Oh my god! These guys are psychopaths!

GGolem

This boy knows nothing, observes none of the mitzvahs, labors on the Sabbath, dines on swine...

AAaron

Everybody loves bacon!

Well, now we know. Paper beats Golem, fire beats undead Nazi zombie freaks.

We've been down roads like this before, man. With Yellow Eyes, Lucifer, Dick Friggin Roman ... we both know where this ends: one of us dies. Or worse.

So you just up and decided it's going to be you.

I'm a grunt, Sam. You're not. You've always been the brains of this operation. And you told me yourself, you see a way out. You see a light at the end of this ugly ass tunnel. I don't. But I tell you what I do know, is that I'm going to die with a gun in my hand. Because that's what I have waiting for me, that's all I have waiting for me. I want you to get out. I wantyou to have a life, become a Man of Letters, whatever. You with a wife, kids, and grandkids, livin' til you're fat and bald and chugging Viagra. That is my perfect ending and it's the only one I'm gonna get. So I'm gonna do these trials and I'm gonna do them alone. End of story. You're staying here, I'm going out there. If landshark comes knocking, you call me. If you try to follow me, I'll put a bullet in your damn leg.

Closing the gates. It's a suicide mission for you. I want to slam hell shut too, okay? But I want to survive it. I want to live. And so should you. You have friends up here, family, hell, you even got your own room now! You were right, kay? I see light at the end of the tunnel and I'm sorry you don't. I am. But it's there. And if you come with me, I can take you to it.

Sam, be smart.

I am. And so are you. You're not a grunt, Dean, you're a genius. When it comes to lore, you're the best damn hunter I've ever seen. Better than me, better than Dad. I believe in you, Dean, so please, please, believe in me too.

I'm sorry, but I think Shemp was a funnier Stooge than Curly.

Curly was a freakin' genius.

I always found Curly's work a bit obvious.

It's supposed to be obvious, man! It's The Three Stooges!

[to Dean] By the way, I gotta hand it to you. It's been fifteen hours since Portia mentioned her ... night with James and not one bestiality joke out of you.

Ok, before you get pissed off, it isn't my fault. She just showed up at the door, didn't track any mud in, just wanted a belly scratch. I figured maybe she can stay the night and we'd find her a home in the morning?

[They enter the room. The dog that Sam let in has now turned into a beautiful woman in a black dress.]

She can stay the night.

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