TTuff
Yeah, he's tellin' the rest of the crows what to do!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Now it is controlling all of the other birds. They must be stopped!
[to Dyna Blade] Stay back or I'll put the squeeze on your darling baby! All the birds in this world fear and respect you, except for us. Every hundred years, you show up and expect us to cower before you, but you and that ravenous chick of yours gobble up too much of our food supply. We crows are taking control, now. So, if you want to see your chick again, stay out of our way!
[Crowmon threatens Dyna Blade and holds her chick hostage]
TTiff
Holding Dyna Chick hostage is a dirty trick!
TTuff
Yeah, can't even defend itself!
[Dedede and Escargoon crying, offscreen]
TTTiff and Tuff
Dedede?
This is just terrible!
If Dyna Blade don't stop them crows, they gonna come after us next!
TTiff
[as Dedede and Escargoon crying continues] You two started all this, when you all provided prove to your nature trash!
Listen, missy! Talking trash isn't gonna save Dream Land from those flying freaks!
Yeah, we want to stop them crummy crows too!
[Dyna Blade is knocked back when Crowmon zaps her with laser eyes]
TTuff
Knock it off!
Ain't that nobody how to stop that thing?!
You will never get away!
TTiff
Shell collecting is fun, but it can also be quite educational. Some creatures like clams have two shells that are connected. Other creatures just have a single shell.
[sneezes] Somethin' around here's got my allergies acting up.
[laughs] Just don't sneeze on the grill! I'm cookin' top shell! [he take a mouthful of topshell and he chewing] Maaaan! Is that ever hot! But tasty. Here, you wanna try one?
Not if they taste like they smell.
Not even one?
I don't like shellfish.
Bet you never tasted ones like these here. Come on!
Eugh... No! [exclaims]
Guess that just means more top shells for me! [some empty topshells fell on a ground after he ate them all] Boy, oh, boy, that does a belly good!
[Waddle Dees clean some other topshells and except one who fell, and then Dedede imagine of this topshell]
An empty shell. Get outta that shell right now!
[Escargoon screaming]
Come back here, Escargoon! I wanna see what you been hiding underneath that shell of yours!
You're crazy! It's not open to the public!
Slow down, so I can get a crack at it! [He tried to a mallet to Escargoon's shell, but it missed, Escargoon laughs] Grrr!! Come here!
[jumps] Oh! How dare you try to hit me! [jumps again]
[laughs] Methinks the king is out of shape. Well, adieu. [chuckles, leaves with suavity]
[Dedede however, was never tired, and tricked Escargoon. He then hammers his shell from behind, Escargoon screaming in shocked]
Sneak attack!
I'm crackin' your shell open and havin' a look!
[Escargoon screams, his shell is about to slightly cracks]
Ah-ha!
Huh?
[he points on Escargoon's shell] Hey, it's startin' to open up!
[screaming] It is? Everything looks okay to me?
I always knew you was a little bit cracked. Now you're more cracked than before! [laughs]
You may find this amusing but I don't! [groans] I just hope I don't catch pneumonia.
Get me a doctor this is an emergency, I'M CRACKING UP HERE!
Sure thing, King! In fact, we have a monstrous new line of mollusc-wear that is guaranteed to bring out the beast if you know what I mean.
[Kirby, Tiff, and Tuff patch Escargoon's shell up with tape]
TTiff
Okay.
Phew, I feel so much better. But why'd you have to repair it tape? The least you could a done is use the invisible kind!
TTiff
This is just temporary. We'll come up with something nicer.
[to Tiff] Anything be nicer than this cheap fix! [to Doctor Yabui] Can't you patch up this shell with some kind of plastic surgery!?
Hmph. I suggest you find yourself a veterinarian for that.
[Escargoon growls in irritated]
TTuff
Hey. Why don't we fix it with some glue?
TTiff
Yeah. The really strong kind.
It might work, but to apply glue you'd have to remove the shell temporarily.
[Escargoon screams in shock]
TTiff
That won't be so bad. Come on, let's go look around for something Escargoon can wear in the meantime.
Poyo!
All clear outside, too, my dear!
I think the way the King is behaving is perfectly un-decent.
With my new remote-controlled spy fly, I'll get me a real bug's eye view! [He uses the Grasshopper Eavesdropper to take a peek at the Escargoon in a changing-tent]
How humiliating...[He picks up the tin pan] This one looks too small, but I'll try it on anyway,
This is it! Yeah! Let see!!
[Moans, but he notices Grasshopper Eavesdropper spying on him and he screams in shock, smashing it with the tin-pan] SPY ON ME, WILL YA!?
It's busted! Now my undercover bug can't spy on that slug!
TTiff
Escargoon, are you okay?
[Tiff and Tuff accidentally lift the changing tent curtain too early, Escargoon screams while he's naked]
TTuff
Hehe..
TTiff
Uhh...Sorry about that.
[In the changing tent] A tin pan on my can...How am I supposed to look good in this junkaroo!? [Wears a bucket] Ta-da! Bucket-butt! [Wears a sheep wool] Look at me! I'm a sheep! I'm a mess! [Wears a vase, laughing] How about this one? Disaster! [As he throws a vase out of changing tent]
Steady, Tiff.
Did it work?
TTiff
I hope so. Wow, this shell sure is interesting.
TTuff
It is?
TTiff
Sure. Just look at how intricate it is inside.
TTuff
Wow, how come something as nasty as a snail gets such a nice shell, Tiff?
TTiff
Because snails don't have any bones in their bodies.
I wonder what he does look like without that shell.
TTuff
Escar-goofy!
[All laughing, except Tiff]
[upset] Quit making jokes and go find me something decent to wear, I can't bear it anymore!
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