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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

Ebrum, darling.

Hmm?

Remember when we were young, how we loved hanging around together at the beach?

Those were the days...

Wow, Mom and Dad used to be young?

Mom, why don’t you show your photo album to Kirby?

Pooyoo!

Alright, we can do some reminiscing!

[Tiff flips to the first page, showing a younger Sir Ebrum and Lady Like]

Who are they?

Mom and... Dad?

No way! [laughs]

[Tiff flips to another photos page]

You were a goofy dad! [laughs] Nice makeup, mom!

[Tiff flips to another photos page]

Flower power! [laughs]

Didn’t they have barbers then? [laughs]

[Tiff flips to a page with multiple pictures of them at the beach with tans]

Wow!

You guys did like the beach!

Check out those tans!

[They all laughed]

A tan makes you look so hefty!

And beautiful!

Ebrum... [giggles]

[Kirby notices something, then Tiff notices Kirby’s expression, then Kirby points at Lady Like’s face]

Hey, mom?

Yes, dear?

Are those wrinkles?

WRINKLES?! [looks at herself in her hand mirror and then she screamed] The sun rays are mummifying me! [to us, the viewers] Stop staring at me! My face is looking like a prune! [screams] Call the plastic surgeon!

Aren't you overreacting, dear?

NO!! INSIDE!

[Lady Like pushed Tiff, Tuff and Sir Ebrum inside the castle]

You heard me! Move it!

Poyo?

You too!

[Lady Like grabs Kirby by the hand and takes him inside too]

Outside?! [screams] Those beastly sunbeams are going to attack you! You're not going out there, is that clear?!

If Mom wants me to go back inside, she'll have to come out and get me!

Yeah! Gives you wrinkles, blotches, and scabby-lookin' sores that make ya even uglier than usual! [laughs] But your worries is over if you buy this here stuff! DDD Sun Potion blocks them nasty UV rays, plus it instantly D-juvenates your skin and makes it all smooth and silky-like! Looks like a baby's behind!

You can't believe every TV ad you see, especially if the product comes from King Dedede. He's up to something.

Hey, listen up everybody! I want you all to meet Nagoya. He's an old buddy of mine from way back when we were both students in cooking school.

CNChef Nagoya

You really have made progress as a chef, Kawasaki. This is quite tasty!

What's the big deal? It's not like there's anybody else here to eat 'em.

If that guy studied with Kawasaki, then he's gotta be a graduate of the institute of indigestion!

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