TTiff
[To Tuff] Don't laugh, you have to clean your room too!
[Tuff nervously Laughs]
[while Handing Tuff A Broom] Poyo, Poyo!
TTuff
Ah boy, what a dirty trick.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
I'll be home late, and I won't be able to make dinner for you. So get something from the refrigerator, okay?
TTiff
Who was that?
Poyo?
TTuff
It was Mom. [imitating Lady Like] "I won't be able to make dinner!" She gets to go out and *we* get to go hungry.
We shall fend for ourselves! I wonder if Kawasaki's has a kids' menu?
TTiff
We can't go there!
TTuff
The food's lousy!
Kawasaki's is the best restaurant in Cappy Town, possibly because it's the only restaurant in Cappy Town!
TTiff
No way!
TTuff
I'm not going there either! Why don't you cook something up, Tiff?
TTiff
What? Why me?
TTuff
Well you're a girl, aren't ya?
TTiff
[directly in Tuff's face] Oh, I see! I should cook because I'm the girl!
TTuff
Sure, cooking's womens' work!
TTiff
Well, wipe that dopey smirk off your face! To say cooking is womens' work is not only insulting, it's also a big fat lie!
You're quite right, men can cook too. That's why I'm making dinner tonight.
I'll never eat a strawberry again...
SSamo
I'll never eat again, period!
CBChief Bookum
Taking a cooking class from Kawasaki...
Not the brightest idea we've had!
I know! Biblio, do you have any cookbooks for sale at your store?
BBiblio
Hmm...
Now it says here, it's important to have good sharp cooking implements! They make cooking all the easier!
CBChief Bookum
Cooking implements?
Of course, why didn't we think of it before? Whatever you endeavor, you must have the right tools!
CBChief Bookum
Sure, it's a good idea, but where do you find them?
SSamo
If only we could get our hands on one of them catalogues!
[shows the N.M.E monster catalogue book page to the N.M.E Sales Guy] I want one of these transforming robot monsters!
Don't forget our frequent buyer discount!
I'd give you that discount if you weren't so frequently late with the blingy!
I have been a little slow to pay. I'll settle my bill when the economy picks up!
That's about as likely to happen as me picking you up.
SEND THAT ROBOT!
SKSword Kinght
Blade?
Ay?
Smells delicious, don't it? Course' anything would smell good compared to Meta knight's cooking!
[Blade Knight speaks in foreign language]
You could say that again!
[he enters from behind] Say what again?
[Sword and Blade turn around surprised]
Err... He was saying that your cooking... is beyond compare!
[Blade Knight responds in foreign language]
Hmm...
Just buy 'em and sell 'em bit by bit and watch 'em all come together. [laughs]
[impatiently pacing] Poyo...poymm....poyo... Poyo!
TTuff
Ha, ha! Even Blade Knight and Sword Knight are here!
Phooey, that's one ugly Food Processor! Hope it works.
And now we gonna cook ya up a heap and helpin' o' trouble!
You gullible geeks thought you were buyin' food processors, but you were really buyin' parts for our cruel new tool! [laughs]
Hurry up, we start in twenty-minutes!
Start with oil, I like my risotto nice and slippery! Add the rice, strawberries, and slowly stir over a medium flame until it's really gloppy! Now, add some grade-A...hey guys?
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