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Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15

“Unfinished Business” quotes from Criminal Minds

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“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15

In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)

[Meanwhile, King Dedede and Escargoon manage to get out of the river, and soon realize they are lost as well]

Maybe this golf course is just a selfish worthless idea of mine.

My thoughts exactly.

[glares at Escargoon] Huh?

I was just kidding. It's worth it. It's worth it!

You little liar! [snarls angrily]

Wait, Majesty! We have more urgent problems! Like being lost in the wilderness without our map!

Whatcha talkin' about lost!? I don't wanna be lost in these scary woods!

Join the club, sire.

[They start crying]

I'm sorry I yelled at ya.

I'm sorry you did too.

[Both continue crying]

What's the matter?

Look who's coming this way, sire!

We have to make sure they see our smoke signal.

This oughtta do the trick.

[suddenly, the fire they placed bursts into an even bigger one to their surprise, causing the nearby trees to catch fire much to Escargoon's shock]

Ah! The whole forest could catch on fire.

Hey, great idea!

Huh?

We gotta clear out Whispy Woods for my golf course and this is the quick, easy way!

[smiles delightfully in response to Dedede's voiced idea] Your blazin' new trail, Sire!

And afterwards, there's gonna be a lotta charcoal 'round a useful barbecuein'!

Let's go! Before we get cooked... [he and Dedede are scared off by the flames, which have now grown bigger and are spreading quickly through the forest, causing a huge forest fire]

This saplin's all set.

I need me a lunch break.

Keep working! [whips King Dedede, then he, Kirby, Tiff, Tuff, and the Cappies laugh] You two swindlers will replace every tree that was destroyed.

Only a few thousand to go.

We gonna be keepin' at it fer days.

[while the Cappies continue laughing] C'mon, you can do it, guys!

Yeah, you're experts at dirty work.

Poyo!

Most birds pride themselves on how sweet they sound, but Tokkori's always hitting a sour note.

Nobody appreciates me. I can't help it if I'm obnoxious. I mean, it's not my fault that I'm superior to everybody else, right?

Yep! Tokkori's ancestor used to sit perched up on his shoulder which must have been murder on his dry-cleaning bills!

So now we know I'm a noble. [chews] Guess I'll live with ya here at the castle, huh? [chews] I don't [gulps] mind. [chews] But I warn ya, I can't stand loud snorin' when I'm tryin' to sleep. I bet Blue Boy here snores even louder than Kirby, so ya better keep it quiet or you're gone.

Is that so? [growls in anger]

Hey, Tiff! This is a friend of mine, and I asked him to catch these guys for ya!

He wants us to treat him bad so he can complain?

I guess otherwise Tokkori wouldn't be Tokkori.

Hey, Tiff, it's Kine.

Careful, Kine, or you'll end up somebody's dinner.

Don't talk to me that way. It frightens me! I had nightmares of waking up with a side order of fries.

Well... that's just nature kind. Sometimes, one species has to eat the other.

Is that what would happen if a fisherman caught me?

Sure it is! You'd be a sushi special.

[freaking out] SUSHI!?!?

Sushi poyo!

Hey there, folks! I just heard some bad news from one of my pals down here. Says there's a baby whale that's been reported missing from its mama!

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