Oh! Sorry, Kirby. Lots to do today. Gotta apprehend a couple of donuts!
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
That there's a weapon of mass Dedede-struction.
TTiff
Hey, Tuff. Do you ever get the feeling that somebody's spyin' on us?
TTuff
Who'd spy on us?
You saw it! This whole town's revoltin'!
You said it!
They lookin' to dispossess me and tarnish the reputation of the Dedede Dynasty! Them ungrateful ingrates!
After all you've done to them!
[growls] I'll stamp out them double-crossers! How can them Cappies Dedede-throne ME?!
I saw this coming. After all, a ruler like you is loud, mean, nasty, sneaky, self-centered...[King Dedede angrily flattens him, weakly]...did I mention violent...
Hey there. What up, Three D?
I'll tell you what's up. I need you to send me your most powerful monster!
Our most powerful monster? Sounds urgent.
You bet it's urgent! I'm about to become the victim of a Cappy-comb!
I think I've got one for you, but I should warn ya. He's a bit of a slippery character.
Whadda ya mean?
You see, he has trouble distinguishing between friend and foe. Poor little fella gets confused sometimes. I'd wanna handle this one with care, Big D!
You send it over and we'll handle it real good!
What's that? Nobody wants to play with ya? [bursts out laughing about what Kirby told him] Nobody wants to play with ya, because nobody here likes ya!
[shocked by what Tokkori just said to him] POYO?!
Ever since you got here, you've been a pink pain in the neck. As usual, I'm the only one around here with the guts to tell you the truth. Everybody says that Kirby is nothin' but trouble. If I was you, I'd fly the coop cause you ain't welcome here, Sonny! [Kirby starts packing up] With you outta the way, things would finally get back to normal, and I could take over this cottage permanent. Booooy, wouldn't that be the day? [notices that Kirby's gone] Huh? Kirby? Where'd that boy go?
[King Dedede and Escargoon arrive in their limo to attack the Cappies' anniversery preparations]
[seeing King Dedede and Escargoon, and in horror] Oh no, it's King Dedede!
TTiff
What!? He ran away?!
That's what I said, ain't it?
TTiff
Tokkori...WHY WOULD KIRBY WANNA RUN AWAY!?
If you really wanna know, Kirby and I had a little talk. I said he'd be better off elsewhere since nobody likes him here anyway!
Tiff: How could you say such an awful thing!?!
Well how come none of YOU would play with him?
TTuff
[teasing] That's for us to know and you to find out!
TTiff
[grabbing Tokkori] Are you telling us the truth about Kirby?!
[absolutely terrified] YEAH! YEAH, IT'S TRUE!!
TTiff
YEAH?! Then you'd better get out there and find him! AND NOW!!!
[flying out of the house] AAAAGHH!! KIRBY!!
KKabu
Wait. Do not go. You are troubled, my friend, and your heart is full of sorrow. One year has passed since you came to Dream Land.
Ah! There ya are! Hey, next time you run away, tell me where you're goin', would ya? I've been lookin' high and low for ya. Yer girlfriend's plenty steamed at me cause a' you. Come on! Get movin'! Everybody in Cappy Town's goin' crazy worryin', so come on back home!
A whole year has passed. How quickly time flies.
I didn't know Nightmare Enterprises did catering, too.
Just wait 'til they get a load of the icing on this cake. [both he and Escargoon laugh]
TTiff
I'm sorry, Kirby. We didn't play with ya because we didn't want to ruin the surprise for ya. We wouldn't want to hurt you for anything, Kirby.
Wow! Even I couldn't get a cake to raise that high.
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