Dedede's buildin' something pretty big.
From the looks of all that heavy equipment, I bet it's some kind of factory.
So... what is a factory, Tiff?
It must have something to do with facts.
No, a factory's a big place where they build things.
Well, you don't say! That's good news.
Hmph. I'd like to know what they're building.
[King Dedede and Escargoon drive in]
A---ttention citizens and everybody else living here! Thanks to me, Cappy Town's finally gonna join up with the Industrial Revolution!
That's right, you backward bumpkins. It's time to ditch your darning needles, get your heads out of your butter churns, and say "howdy-do" to the 21st century!
When tomorrow morning comes and you hear that siren sound, mosey on down to the factory here and witness a shiny new future! [he and Escargoon both laugh]
There are your new uniforms... and wear some undergarments!
[everyone checks out the new factory work uniforms]
A no-nonsense garment. Oh!
These look like prison uniforms.
Ah, hold your comments. What are you, a fashion model?
What happens if we put 'em on?
You get to hang out at the Dedede Factory as long as you want.
Yeah, and you also get free household appliances!
[everyone but Tiff reacts in excitement]
When will the factory be completed?
First thing tomorrow morning!
I'll see ya at the grand opening, folks! [he and Escargoon both laugh again]
I don't trust 'em, Kirby.
Oh, don't be such a spoilsport. This factory thing sounds like fun!
All the trees and all the plants are dying away. That factory's ruined everything. If we only knew this before.
This kind of destruction is caused by... acid rain.
It is created when toxic chemicals contaminate the atmosphere.
We gotta shut that place down... but, I don’t know. I’m not sure anybody will want to as long as they get their free appliances.
[laughs] Ice Dragon Robot!
It's our coolest monster yet, built by our little Cappy friends.
Dedede made us think he was making appliances, but he was really building a giant robot.
That creep! I'd like to tear it apart with my bare hands!
Tuff, no. [Tuff makes a mad dash towards the Ice Dragon Robot anyway]
Poyo. [picks a flower; Tiff and Tuff laugh heartily]
Be careful with those flowers. They've only recently begun to grow back!
You must have respect for nature!
Well, at least things are gettin' back to normal around Cappy Town.
The danger inherent in learning a lesson is that what is readily apparent at the outset becomes obscure as time passes, and what was once clear inexorably fades from memory.
Nevermind. We all learned that you shouldn't mess around with nature. Right, Kirby?
Yuck! Yuck!! YUCK!!! This slop ain't fit for a doggone dog! There's gotta be something here that's eatable! [takes a bite of a salad, chews for a few seconds then bursts into tears] I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!
But Majesty, we've got other choices. Instant noodles, cat food, crunchy liver-and-bacon dog treats, hmm? [Dedede looms over him]
I WANT SOMETHIN' TASTY!!!!!
[later, at Restaurant Kawasaki...]
Yuck! Yuck!! YUCK!!! THIS TASTES LIKE TRASH!!! Kawasaki, ain't you got nothing digestion-able in this here dump!?
Sorry, Sire. That's every dish on the menu.
You ain't no chef, YOU'RE A GARBAGEMAN!!
Come clean, Kawasaki. All chefs have secret recipes. Don't hold out on us!
I'm not! That's all I have!
What a loser. Let's get out of here.
But what about your bill?
Forget it, pizza-face! [throws a pizza at Kawasaki]
[tastes the pizza] It tastes okay to me...
I need a top-class chef for my new restaurant.
You owning a restaurant is like a termite owning a lumber yard.
I’ll revolutionize Cappy Town’s coo-zine, then I’ll flambé Kirby in a food-for-all.
That's an appetizing proposition. Sit back while we cook up a cook!
[the Monster Delivery system activates, and Monsieur Goan emerges from the Monster Transmitter]
He looks real continental-like.
N.M.E. Sales Guy: May I introduce... Monsieur Goan!
Not tornado. Tournedos. That's a fancy foreign language, Sire. [gets bonked by Dedede]
I was joking, ya beanhead!
Take a taste, Your Majesty. See what you think of his cooking.
[Dedede tastes Goan's cooking. He enjoys the taste]
Whoo! Yeah! This guy’s chow is full of pow!
I take it that’s a thumbs up.
Yuuum! [eats more of Goan's tasty food]
I want some! I want some! Just a teensy-weensy taste... [reaches for Goan's food but gets bonked again]
This is yuuum-tastic! [licks the last of the sauce on Goan's dish] This sauce is sauce-alicious! [hands his now-empty plate back to Goan] Monsieur Goan, first we're gonna tickle them Cappies' taste buds. Then we're gonna tackle Kirby!
