[Approaches Liz and Mary Jane] Liz! I heard about Mark at the Bugle–
[Angrily and tearfully] Perfect! Take all the pictures you want!
That's not why I'm here.
[Liz embraces Peter while sobbing.]
Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[Approaches Liz and Mary Jane] Liz! I heard about Mark at the Bugle–
[Angrily and tearfully] Perfect! Take all the pictures you want!
That's not why I'm here.
[Liz embraces Peter while sobbing.]
Tonight, you're in a particularly un-friendly neighborhood, Spider-Man!
If it's not me, or you, or Menken, then who's left that knew about the Green? [gasps] You don't think the Goblin could be... Mom?!
Aww, what's wrong, Spider-Man? Off your game?!
Nah, game's good, Gobs. Just getting acquainted with the rules.
Rule One: Spidey must splat!
Rule Two: Ignore Rule One! Rule Three: Make Gobby look goofy!
[After Spider-Man unmasks the Green Goblin, revealing him to be Norman Osborn, despite him apparently being in the helicopter with Harry]
Dad?
Son, he's obviously an imposter.
Right, right... except... [remembers, frowning] I heard you apologize to Spider-Man last night. Norman Osborn never apologizes!
[He rips the mask off "Norman", revealing the Chameleon]
I did not sign on for this. [leaps out and parachutes away]
[noticing] Chameleon... [to the real Norman] Then you - you were the Goblin all along!
I told you I invented the Green. Of course, I wasn't fool enough to drink it. Small doses in gaseous form increase my strength, agility, intelligence, with no blackouts, no loss of control.
And you've been working with Chameleon the whole time?
Not at first. As Goblin, I appeared at Oscorp to steal my gobweb inhibitor. Imagine my pleasure at finding Norman Osborn a witness to my crime. It was Chameleon, of course, stealing Oscorp's secrets for a competitor. So this week, I hired him to keep you guessing and set you up for a fall!
But last Halloween, you crashed - the Goblin crashed!
And you saw me limp away. Do you know how easy it is to fake a limp?
But Harry wasn't faking! When I found him that night, he was wearing Goblin's costume, and his leg was really hurt!
More serendipity. You had guessed my identity. I knew I had to redirect your suspicion, and when I returned home, I found Harry passed out from an overdose of Green. It didn't take long to deduce the cause of Harry's sudden success at football and in school! It took only slightly longer to dress him as the Goblin. The limp completed the illusion.
[enraged] YOU FRAMED YOUR OWN SON?!
I protected Harry! If I'd been sent to prison, who'd have made a man out of him? Just look at what he's done today! I've never been prouder of the boy!
Oh, who are you kidding?! You were saving your own sorry butt, not Harry's!
Potato, potahto. Once you're out of the picture, I'll make everything right!
You wouldn't know "right" if it blew up your glider!
[Peter, Gwen, and Harry are paying their respects to Norman's grave.]
[to Peter and Gwen] Dad was sick. A victim of the Green. No one knows how that stuff changes you better than I do. Spider-Man should have helped him, not– [sighs, then embraces Gwen] [to Gwen] I don't know what I'd do without you, Gwen. You're all that's keeping me from going back on the Green myself. [smiles evilly] Oh, I got your messages. [finishes embracing Gwen] Was there something you wanted to tell me?
[Gwen turns to Peter, who hangs his head as if to say "You can go with him".]
[to Harry] It was nothing.
[Gwen and Harry leave, with Peter looking on.]
Women who cannot become princesses have no choice but to become witches.
I used to think that sincerity was valuable...and that it was the one and only way to change the world. But sincerity by itself changes nothing. Without power, one finds themself merely depending on others to live. I've taken enough risks to buy the power to change the world. That's how the world works.
The Morning Star...also known as Lucifer. The star that was originally an angel, but chose to become the Devil.
When I was a little girl, my mama said to me, "You're the princess of the Onion Kingdom!" and I actually believed her.
When everything around you is impure, you have no choice but to become impure yourself.
I want everything to disappear! Miki and I are the only things worthy of existence!
Believe in miracles, and they will know your feelings.
I understand. I suppose you have no choice but to revolutionize the world. The way before you has been prepared.
Ancient creatures died and left naught but fossil fuels, like coal and petroleum. Without that sacrifice, our present energy civilization would not exist. That sort of sacrifice is what is always demanded.
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