Presto shut it down!
I DON'T KNOW HOW!
Nice going Presto! First you loose your friends and then Uni. Some magician you are! Why don't you do everyone a favor and make yourself disappear?
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Sure..we'll get the kid Home!
Bobby that's RUDE...Terri is the same age you are. (Bobby and Terri ride the chicken lizards before falling off)
Terri (laughs): Where did you learn to ride?
Bobby (laughs): NO place... I don't know how!
Eric what are you doing?
Being stupid what else!
Melted SHUT! THREE GUESSES WHO DID IT!
VENGER.
Wait you guys...Stop it...KNOCK IT OFF.
Afraid? Be not, you are free to use the portal to enter your World...But first bring her to ME.
YOU WANT HER....COME AND GET HER! (after Bobby carries Terri to the portal)
Terri, you go on..through...we staying, we gotta stop this place from TRAPPING ANYONE ELSE.
TTerri
I'm not going without you.
Sorry Terri.
TTerri
You'll find a way out of this crazy world...Bobby the Barbarian, remember what the Dungeonmaster said to me... (Terri and Fritz go through the portal to the amusement park)
(to Dungeon Master) What this time, oh terrible tour guide?
You're the leader, what do we do?
The only thing we can do - run!
(running) I coulda thought of that!
(disbelieving) Make friends with Venger?
Oh, sure - how are we supposed to do that?
Buy him another horn for his helmet?
Beware what you say when you speak of magic, wizard, or you shall see who has the greater power. As for you, Ranger, you have destroyed that which I created. How, I am not yet certain, but you have restored the balance. Now, we are even. The next time we meet.... EXPECT NO FAVORS.
LIKEWISE, Venger.
(leaving) SO BE IT.
Hey.... you think maybe Venger's not all bad?
Sure, and Genghis Khan was a stand-up comic.
(far behind) You are wrong, Cavalier. There was good in Venger, once. A long time ago. Everyone makes mistakes. Venger was mine.
Oh, come on, I know exactly where we are!
Yeah, a hundred miles from nowhere and fifty miles from anyplace.
Patience, young ones. You will find both safety, and danger ahead.
Do we have to find both?
What do you mean, "we"? "We" means us! Me and them! I know who they are! They know who I am! But who are you?!
(cornered) Uh-oh! End of the road!
[Turns] You mean for them.
Aw, Hank, can't we stay? Ramuud's awfully nice.
Yeah, it's the next best thing to having a real dad.
(depressed) Are you kidding? He's better than my dad ever was.
JJimmy
Hi, Sheila! Hi, Bobby! How did you guys get in my dream?
Dream? This is real!
As soon as you get home, call our parents!
Tell them we're okay! Tell them everything's okay!
We'll be home as soon as we find a portal back!
JJimmy
Wait a minute, are you guys cracked? This is Sunday night, you guys went to the amusement park and I couldn't go because I had homework, remember? And I'm asleep now, and this is just a dream.
No, no! I-It's real, and we're lost! Tell our parents!
JJimmy
I'm sure! Look, I'll see you in the morning at school, okay? Then you can show me another one of your dumb card tricks, eh, "Presto"? (laughs) See you around, guys. (disappears)
CBCloud Bear
(describing "The Green Ones") They have ugly flat noses, and tusks that stick up, and mean eyes!
Wait a minute, I know that description. (walks off, thinking) It's coming.... it's coming- (walks into Orc captain) Aaaahhh! It's here!
We're outnumbered ten to one!
All right, then, you take two, I'll take eighteen.
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