Did you check the drawers?
Nope. Anything I've forgotten, they can keep. I don't want to spend another minute here. I'm, uh, no good at sitting around.
You're also no good at letting people help you.
[smiling] Oh, I'll let you carry my suitcase.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
We've been at this for five hours.
Science is patience.
It's also slimy.
SGSheriff Golightly
Be damned if I know what to make of it.
Well, we're all victims of our own gene pool. Someone must have peed in yours.
How's it going, Walter
I plan to urinate in 23 minutes.
Good to know.
I'm telling you because I'm going to need help unzipping my fly. I can't feel my hand
The base solution contains human DNA, male, I think. Of course, it's a mutation. Perhaps a whole new stage of human evolution. Wouldn't that be fantastic?
If we've stumbled upon a mutant? No. Fantastic's not the first word that pops into my mind.
We're all mutants. What's more remarkable is how many of us appear to be normal.
That was Olivia--Agent Jessup told her Hughes may have killed his wife and child 17 years ago.
Oh, finally some good news. I assume we can dig them up? I haven't had any bodies to examine.
I need my own bedroom. I woke up this morning to him singing an aria from Pagliacci.
Your father has a wonderful voice.
Not when he's doing jumping jacks. And did I mention he was naked?
A good morning sets the tone for the day.
Four words that should never show up in a sentence: "classified experimental military project."
Maybe I should wait outside.
Then what would I do? You're the one with a gun.
Dr. Bishop, what did I tell you about experimenting with fruit? I just cleaned this lab up yesterday.
[to Sam Weiss] Cut the Yoda crap and tell me what's happening to me.
Walter, I thought that we agreed this was a stupid idea.
Oh, no, you decided. I still maintain that the principle is perfectly sound.
[to Olivia] He wants you to eat worms.
Not just worms, flatworms!
Let's see how this thing operates.
What are you saying, that this is not a person?
My dear, I'm not certain that you're not simply a figment of my imagination.
So, can you fix it?
BBrandon
You understand you're asking me if I can repair a piece of technology that is entirely unlike anything that has ever existed here on Earth?
Brandon...
BBrandon
Now that I have one that works, I can do it in three hours... tops.
As I once said to Walter, physics is a bitch.
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