[to Zane] Well, a guy like you, Zane, I could just see making some big mistakes, just taking things a little personally and feeling like he had to prove himself, you know, by yelling the loudest and doing the most damage, taking the most scalps. Make sure people took him seriously 'cause nobody does.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
[in the 'Mother' persona, to Caleb] You raped me over and over. I was your little sister. I loved you. You should have protected me because I had no one to protect me.
[to Zane] When you least expect it, I'm gonna show up, and I'm gonna burn you and your little business in the ground.
So why exactly did you need to beat up someone?
Let's just say I had my reasons.
Don't you ever get tired of being so stoic? Seriously, you never wanna talk about anything. It's a little boring.
So's being dead. You learn not to shoot your mouth off in this business.
Okay tough guy whatever... I get it. Sometimes it just feels good to wail on someone. I whacked the shit out of the real estate agent who sold me this house when I found out that I couldn't unload it. I did it with my purse, it felt great!
[Romero smiles a little]
Oh, my God!
What?
You smiled. I thought your face was paralyzed.
Uh-huh. I'm pretty sure I didn't smile.
God, you're contrary.
Oh, and you're not?
Uh, listen. It's a little awkward, but I think you should be made aware of it.
What?
Well, sometimes at night, when you have your light on in the bedroom, you can see right through those curtains.
You can?
Yeah.
GHGeorge Heldens
Okay, there's this old John Ford movie called The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, and it's about this young, idealistic lawyer who goes to this wild west town to civilize it.
Yeah, I know that movie. I love it.
GHGeorge Heldens
So do I. Anyway, I always identified with that guy for some reason, the lawyer. He was brave, and he cared about people and justice, so I went to law school.
And then?
GHGeorge Heldens
And then my ex-wife found out how much public defenders make a year, and suddenly, I was at a white-shoe firm doing mergers and acquisitions. Trust me, you can only do that for so long before you start sounding like Scrooge McDuck.
[about a council member's death] It's so sad.
It's sad. And convenient.
Well, I would never say someone dying is convenient.
Well then you'd be lying. Or ignorant. There are many times, Norma, when death is convenient.
[after Norman saves Emma from drowning]
What the hell do you think you were doing telling her to do that?
I didn't know-
She could've died and it would've been your fault!! Everyone isn't just some toy for you to play with!!!
...
GGunner
Listen man, she didn't know-
Shut up and stay out of this!!!
[Norman stares Cody down and she backs away ashamed]
MBMax Borowitz
I'm sorry I missed that last meeting when you called Lee Berman "a dick."
Yeah, well uh, I'm a little embarrassed about all that now.
MBMax Borowitz
Don't be, he was - God rest his soul.
Jimmy Brennan, he grew up here, so I knew him for a long long time, and he was angry for pretty much all of it.
ZCZane Carpenter
If you're gonna sleep with my sister, manage your expectations.
I don't...
ZCZane Carpenter
Yeah, sure, I know. It's just, uh, it's not her first below her pay grade.
My aunt already cleaned out the guest room, she said. She has 5 cats, so her place probably smells like cat pee, instead of beer and smoke. Man, I can't wait until I'm 18 so I can pick the way my place smells.
How dare you? How dare you give me orders, come into my house when I'm not here, act like somehow I'm beholden to you?
That's because you are! You're just too ignorant to realize it. Who do you think got you that seat on the City Council? And what do you think happened to Lee Berman? You are beholden to me.
[about Dylan] We don't really talk, we had a falling out.
Then for no other reason, you need to see him and fix that. I lost a daughter; I was estranged from her when it happened. I can tell it's the most horrible thing that ever happened to me. Talk to your son. Do it while you can. Do it right away.
Here I am, talk.
For future reference, Dylan, in business, as in life in general, pleasantries are an important part of how people communicate. It helps to define common ground.
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