Hey, you spawn a monster baby and see how quick you want to dive back in the pool.
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
So what are we looking for? Octovamp? Vamptopus?
Shark week man. How do you not watch that? Whole week of sharks!
You scared of robots?
TTyler
(points to his eyes) They have laser eyes!
CCliff
If this is about the meth lab that fireballed up in Butte, it wasn't me. Okay, it was my brother, but, um, we got the same fingerprints.
[Sam pulls up to where Dean is waiting and gets out of the car, soaking wet and covered with glitter.]
[trying to be nonchalant] Hey. We ready? [off Dean's look, he sighs and spreads his arms] Okay, just say it.
[cracking up] I'm sorry, you look like you got attacked by some PCP-crazed strippers.
[trying to contain his laughter] Sam, I'm sorry for psychologically scarring you.
Which time?
No, I mean it. Leaving you there on your own, that was a dick move.
You know what? I actually feel pretty good about it. Getting my ass kicked by those juggalos was therapeutic.
You faced your fears.
And now what more could a clown possibly do to me?
Pay attention to me, I'm bored!
DSDean's Voicemail
Leave your name, number and nightmare at the tone.
Oh well, that's every cell phone Dean's got. One of them should have picked up, right. Big brother's probably dead.
Shut up.
He said "shut up" to me.
That's what I'm talking about, Sam! Real interaction again, I miss that! The rapier wit - the wittier rape - come on, I'll be good, I'll even help you solve your little Nancy Drew mystery or whatever.
A demon summoning; why?
Why? To summon a demon, jackass.
[As Sam gets hit behind the head]
Ay caramba! Mi Cabeza!
JJeffrey
I was a wreck, an emotional shell, a drunk. I was suicidal.
I don't usually endorse suicide, but, man, what stopped you?
He was a psychopath, Sam. That's what they do all the time is act. Act like they're normal. Act like they're not balls to the wall crazy.
No, no, Sam. No nap for you, Sammy.
[Sam presses on his left palm.]
Oh, come on, don't do that. Let's talk, Sam. I always enjoyed our special little chats. Don't you want to talk?
[Sam presses harder on his left palm.]
Yeah, look at that. Something's definitely different now, isn't it? You let me in. You wanted me, partner. So you think you can use your little tricks to banish me again... [snaps finger]...like that? No. I do believe I've got you, bunk buddy. Got my finger wiggling around in your brainpan.
[Flames leap up on the bed around SAM. He flinches and twitches]
Come on, Sammy! Come on! Say it with me now. Goooooood morning, Vietnam!
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