Criminal Minds · Season 1, Episode 15
“Unfinished Business” · Season 1, Episode 15
In this episode: Dean Winchester (940), Damon Salvatore (715), Sam Winchester (665), Olivia Benson (637), Stephen Fry (608), Narrator (554), Clark Kent (523), Nate (486)
Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop. His eyes are open.
Bobby?
Hey.
[Bobby removes the respirator covering his mouth and nose.]
What – don't talk. Don't talk. A pen – I –
[Dean grabs the pen and chart at the end of the bed.]
Here. Here, here, here. What is it?
[Bobby writes “45489” on Sam's hand before smiling slightly]
Idjits. [he dies]
This is your last chance to come with me, and move on. For your own good, Bobby, let go... they'll be okay without you.
Last memory, huh? Glad I saved the best for last.
Alright scoot, jerkface, show your elders some respect.
You scoot, asshat. *tosses popcorn at Dean*
Did we get licorice?
No, we did not get licorice, we got good snacks. Licorice is disgusting.
I'm sorry, I-I didn't quite understand that, uh Mr. Peanut Butter-and-Banana-Sandwiches?
You know what, I stand by that sandwich! Nobody likes licorice, it-it's made of dirt!
It is a classic movie food! It's right up there with popcorn!
Popcorn, really?
Yes!
You're outta your mind!
What, it's like little chewy pieces of heaven!
Chewy pieces of heaven if you're a girl!
[watches as Dean and Sam fade away]
Well, Bobby? Stay or go, what's it gonna be?
Sure you're not a Leviathan. Dick Roman's not a Leviathan. Gwyneth Paltrow's not a Leviathan...
You think it's this easy to see inside what's real, and also be bi-polar with delusional ideation. There's no pill for my situation sweetie-pop, so yeah the big mouths are onto me. Next question!
Come and get your costume on. We can scoot.
[Whispers to himself] .."Costume"... What?..
What was she doing?
Being a naughty, bossy little girl.
I'd hate to ask for that in the non-porno version.
[to Dean] Patience, grasshopper.
I don't think you're in a position to be giving suggestions, Alright? I think you're one tinfoil hat away from a rubber room.
Did I mention you look awful?
Yes. Maybe because someone I cared about just got shot in the head and this is like shoving a rock up a hill.. And...screw you.
Here's my advice you didn't ask for: quit.
I'm not gonna quit. That's not even an option. I'm not gonna walk out on my brother.
Okay then, fine. Do what I did.
[scoffs] What? go native? Stock up on C-rations?
No, cupcake. What I did when I was 26 and came home to find my wife and two kids gutted on the floor. Decide to be fine til the end of the week. Make yourself smile because you're alive and that's your job. Then do it again the next week.
So, fake it?
I call it being professional. Do it right, with a smile, or don't do it.
You could too, you know. Go to college. Be a hunter slash pediatrician.
Ever know anyone who left the life?
No - they all get killed first.
What century is this? No one fist bumps anymore.
C'mon. Give it up!
You're a dweeb
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but I hope you're watching cartoon smut, 'cause reading Dick Roman crap over and over again is just self punishment.
It's called anime. And it's an art form.
How does paper beat a rock? It's stupid.
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